Wednesday, December 30, 2015

New year greetings - 1

Before 2⃣0⃣1⃣5⃣ Ends,
Let Me Thank All The Good People Like U👍,
Who Made 2015 Beautiful For Me.
I Pray that U B Blessed With a Faithful Year ahead

I Wish U A
🌹Jovial  JANUARY🌹

🍁Fabulous FEBRUARY🌺

🌾Marvelous MARCH🌴

🌸Awesome APRIL🌻

💐Meaningful MAY🌷

🍀Joyous  JUNE🐚

🌹Jubilant JULY🌻

🍀Amazing AUGUST🌴

🍃Successful September🍂

🌾Optimistic OCTOBER🍁

🌻Nuturing NOVEMBER🌾

💐Divine DECEMBER.🌷

👍Have A VICTORIOUS YEAR!👍

✨Hope I'm the 1st Person To Wish U A Happy 12 Months Of 2016 😊😃🍃🌾🍂
Send 😄  these 😄  smiles 😄  to 😄  anyone 😄  who 😄  made 😄  you 😄  smile 😄  somewhere 😄  sometime 😄  in 😄 your 😄  life😄  It 😄  may 😄  surprise 😄 you 😄  but 😄 check 😄  out 😄 how 😄  many 😄  come 😄  back 😄  Thanks 😄  a 😄  lot 😄  for 😄  making 😄  me 😄  smile
        keep smiling for 2016..


--
regards,
raju vusirikala
"Be kind when possible. It is always possible"

Friday, November 27, 2015

Nice Story - business man & girl

A short story--

A business man was late for his flight. He reached the boarding gate just before it closed. Arriving at his seat, he greeted his companions for the next few hours, and a little girl sitting on the aisle seat. After the flight took off, he began a conversation with the little girl. She appeared to be about the same age as his daughter and was busy with her colouring book. He found it strange that such a young girl would be traveling alone, but he kept his thoughts to himself and decided to keep an eye on her to make sure she was okay.
About an hour into the flight, the plane suddenly began experiencing extreme turbulence. The pilot came over the PA system and told everyone to fasten their seat belts and remain calm, as they had encountered rough weather. 
Several times over the next half hour the plane made drastic dips and turns, shaking all the while. Some people began crying, and many―like the woman in the window seat―were praying intently. The man was sweating and clenching his seat as tightly as he could, and exclaim "Oh my God!" with each increasingly violent shake of the plane.
Meanwhile, the little girl was sitting quietly beside him in her seat. Her colouring book and crayons were put away neatly in the seat pocket in front of her, and her hands were calmly resting on her legs. Incredibly, she didn't seem worried all.
Then, just as suddenly as it had begun, the turbulence ended. The pilot came on a few minutes later to apologise for the bumpy ride and to announce that they would be landing soon. As the plane began its descent, the man said to the little girl, "You are just a little girl, but I have never met a braver person in all my life! Tell me, dear, how is it that you remained so calm while all of us adults were so afraid?"
Looking him in the eyes, she said, "My father is the pilot, and he's taking me home."

There is deep lesson in this story and each will find their own. The little girl had full faith and trust in her Father unlike many of us. Therefore we suffer. We don't trust our father, the Supreme..... The pilot of our life journey..... and he will make us arrive home in safety.We loose the faith and start to panic when the ride gets bumpy. We start cribbing with the diminishing patience. We forget to trust Him, we forget that He is the almighty supreme and it's his duty and responsibility to help us get through all our troubles and miseries, no matter how many turbulences we go through in life. All we need to learn is to remain calm in every situation. 
May this beautiful story inspire you and brighten your path. May you have a happy and colourful journey!
Love & Light... 

Have a blessed day!!


--
regards,
raju vusirikala
ph: +91-9686445716
"Be kind when possible. It is always possible"

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Telugu quotes - good ones - #quotes

07/10/15, 9:46:02 AM: rajuvvss: Ravikumar Vadthya

తాళం తో పాటే తాళం చెవి
కూడా తయారు చేయబడుతుంది.
ఒకటి లేకుండా రెండోది తయారు కాబడదు.
అలాగే పరిష్కారం లేకుండా ఒక సమస్యను
భగవంతుడు స్రుష్టించే అవకాశమే లేదు.


: తూటా కంటే శక్తివంతమైనది మాట!
ఒక్క మాటతో సంబంధం తెంచుకోవచ్చు,
ఒకే మాటతో లేని బందాన్ని పంచుకోవచ్చు


మనిషి సమాజంలో సూదిలా బ్రతకాలి,
కత్తెర లాగ కాదు.
సూది పని ఎప్పుడూ జోడించడమే,
కత్తెర పని ఎప్పుడూ విడదీయడమే,
అందరిని కలుపుకుంటూ బ్రతకాలి.
కత్తెర లాగా విడదీస్తూ కాదు..


నిజాన్ని మార్చే శక్తి ఈ ప్రపంచంలో ఎవ్వరికీ లేదు,
కానీ ప్రపంచాన్ని మార్చే శక్తి నిజానికి ఉంది.


నీవు సంతోషంగా ఉన్నావంటే
నీకు సమష్యల్లేవని కాదు,
వాటిని ఎదుర్కోగల శక్తి, ధైర్యం
నీకున్నాయని...


స్నేహితుడిని నీ దుఃఖసమయంలోను,
యోధుడిని యుద్ధంలోను,
భార్యను పేదరికంలోను,
గొప్పవ్యక్తిని అతని వినయంలోను
పరీక్షించాలి.



చేసిన తప్పుకు క్షమాపణ
అడిగినవాడు ధైర్యవంతుడు.
ఎదుటి వారి తప్పును
క్షమించగలిగిన వాడు బలవంతుడు.


: కష్టం అందరికీ శత్రువే, కానీ
కష్టాన్ని కూడా చిరునవ్వుతో స్వీకరిస్తే,
సుఖమై నిన్ను ప్రేమిస్తుంది.



ఓటమి లేనివాడికి అనుభవం రాదు,
అనుభవం లేనివాడికి జ్ఞానం రాదు.
గెలిచినప్పుడు గెలుపును స్వీకరించు,
ఓడినప్పుడు పాఠాన్ని స్వీకరించు.
ఎలా నిలదొక్కుకున్నావన్నది కావల్సింది.
ఓడిపోయి విశ్రాంతి తీసుకుంటునప్పుడు
ఆ ఓటమి నేర్పిన పాఠాన్ని చదువుకో,
గెలుస్తావు.



ఎవరికైనా ఉండేది రోజుకు 24 గంటలే,
గెలిచేవాడు ఆ 24 గంటలూ కష్టపడుతుంటాడు.
ఓడేవాడు ఆ 24 గంటలు ఎలా కష్టపడలా అని ఆలోచిస్తుంటాడు.
అదే తేడా...


గెలవాలన్న తపన,
గెలవగలను అన్న నమ్మకం,
నిరంతర సాధన.
ఈ మూడే నిన్ను గెలుపుకు
దగ్గర చేసే సాధనాలు.




నేను గెలవటంలో ఓడిపొవచ్చు, కానీ
ప్రయత్నించడంలో గెలుస్తున్నాను...
ప్రయత్నిస్తూ గెలుస్తాను.. గెలిచి తీరుతాను.


స్వయంకృషితో పైకొచ్చినవారికి
ఆత్మవిశ్వాసం ఉంటుంది గానీ,
అహంకారం ఉండదు.


మూర్ఖుడు తాను ఇతరులకు
మోసం చేయగలుగుతున్నాను కాబట్టి
తెలివిగలవాణ్ణి అనుకుంటాడు.
అది తన పిచ్చితనమని,
తన నాశనానికి దారితీస్తుందని గ్రహించడు.

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Word puzzle - answer this by seeing the clues

I m a 7 letter word
You read me daily
📒📒📒📒📒📒📒
my 5 6 7 letter increase every year
🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍🎍
3 and 4 letter are same
🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱
My 3 2 5 letter cover 79% of the world
🏢🏣🏫💒🏬🏦🏥🏢
What am i ?



--
regards,
raju vusirikala
"Be kind when possible. It is always possible"

Monday, August 17, 2015

Leave letters with broken English #funny

17/08/15 8:32:50 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: 🌀Leave applications.🌀

(murdering english language)

🌀Infosys, Bangalore:🌀
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave."
________________________________
🌀Oracle, Bangalore:🌀
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
________________________________
🌀Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
________________________________
🌀From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave."
________________________________
🌀Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
________________________________
🌀A leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
________________________________
🌀A leave letter to a headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
________________________________
🌀Another letter written to a headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
________________________________
🌀Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
________________________________
🌀Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..."
________________________________
🌀Actual application for leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
________________________________
🌀Telegram sent by a Rural br.manager to Zonal office-
"wife serious, send substitute!"


Laugh and pass...


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Sunday, August 16, 2015

Answer to tiger puzzle


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Thursday, August 13, 2015

Good quote #quotation


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Nice message on how u take life!! #message

13/08/15 9:53:52 pm: Bhargavi Suggu: 🌷 NICE MESSAGE 🌷
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A famous writer was in his study room. He picked up his pen and started writing :

**Last year, I had a surgery and my gall bladder was removed. I had to stay stuck to the bed due to this surgery for a long time.

**The same year I reached the age of 60 years and had to give up my favourite job. I had spent 30 years of my life in this publishing company.

**The same year I experienced the sorrow of the death of my father.

**And in the same year my son failed in his medical exam because he had a car accident. He had to stay in bed at hospital with the cast on for several days. The destruction of car was another loss.

At the end....He wrote :
Alas..! It was such bad year !!


When the writer's wife entered the room, she found her husband looking sad lost in his thoughts. From behind his back she read what was written on the paper. She left the room silently and came back with another paper and placed it on side of her husband's writing.

When the writer saw this paper, he found this name written on it with following lines :

**Last year I finally got rid of my gall bladder due to which I had spent years in pain....

**I turned 60 with sound health and got retired from my job. Now I can utilize my time to write something better with more focus and peace.....

**The same year my father, at the age of 95, without depending on anyone or without any critical condition met his Creator.....

**The same year, God blessed my son with a new life. My car was destroyed but my son stayed alive without getting any disability......

At the end.... She wrote :

This year was an immense blessing of God and it passed well !!!

The writer was indeed happy and amazed at such beautiful and encouraging interpretation of the happenings happened in his life in that year !!!

Moral :
In daily lives we must see that its not happiness that makes us grateful but gratefulness that makes us happy.!

To all my lovely friends,
Think positive.....
Be happy...
Stay Blessed..!!!!!


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Saturday, August 8, 2015

Santa Singh jokes #jokes

08/08/15 10:03:21 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: ?-----------------
♦ 🔍💊🔦💊🔍-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu❓❓😄
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♦👳👳👳👳Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta : Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega😃😃😛
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♦👳😛👳😛👳Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa : Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!👔👘👗👔👚👕👔
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♦💢💢💢💊💊💊
Doctor : Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa : Sir i play football, cricket,daily.
Doctor : how long do you play?
Santa : until d battery in my mobile goes down !! 😄📱📱📱
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♦ Techer 👩pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.?
Student- mendak.🐸
Tech- very good, baki char bolo. .
Student- uski maa 🐸,
uska baap 🐸,
uski behan 🐸 aur
uska bhai 🐸..
😝😜😄😛😃😀😀😊😝😜😛😝😄😃😀
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♦Santa's Son was filling an application form.
Son : papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa : Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..😜😂


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Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Good joke on news reporters #joke

05/08/15 11:12:52 am: Sattipandu: ఒక పత్రికా విలేఖరి ఒక రైతును ఇంటర్వ్యూ
చేస్తున్నాడు.
విలేఖరి: మీ మేకలకు మీరు ఏం పెడతారు..?
రైతు : నల్లమేకకా.., తెల్లమేకకా..?
వి : నల్లమేకకు..
రై : గడ్డి..
వి : మరి తెల్లమేకకు..?
రై : గడ్డి..
వి : మీరు మీ మేకలను ఎక్కడ కట్టేస్తారు..?
రై : నల్లమేకనా.., తెల్లమేకనా..?
వి : నల్లమేకను..
రై : బయటి వసారాలో..!!
వి : మరి తెల్లమేకను..?
రై : దాన్ని కూడా బయటి వసారాలో..!!
వి : వీటికి స్నానం ఎలా చేయిస్తారు..?
రై : నల్లమేకకా.., తెల్లమేకకా..?
వి : నల్లమేకకు..
రై : నీటితో..
వి : మరి తెల్లమేకకు..?
రై : దానికి కూడా నీటితో..!!
వి : నీకసలు బుధ్ధి వుందా..? రెండిటికీ ఒకేలా
చేస్తున్నప్పుడు అస్తమానూ నల్లమేకకా..,
తెల్లమేకకా అని ఎందుకడుగుతున్నావు..?
రై : ఎందుకంటే నల్లమేక నాది.
వి: మరి తెల్లమేక..?
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రై : అదికూడా నాదే..!!
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విలేఖరి తల గోడకేసి కొట్టుకున్నాడు.
రైతు నవ్వుతూ అన్నాడు..
ఇప్పుడర్థమైందా.. మీరు టివిలో ఒకే వార్త తిప్పి
తిప్పి గంటలు గంటలు చూపిస్తూంటే మా
ప్రేక్షకులకి ఎలా వుంటుందో..?


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Monday, August 3, 2015

Identify movie names with symbols #puzzle

03/08/15 10:34:48 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: 👌👌👌👏👏👏🙏🙏
03/08/15 10:36:52 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: Entertainment question

Guess movie names:

1.👀➕🙏⌚
2.🏆💵💽💃
3.🔇💞
4.🔪👩👱
5.👵📡🏆🚶
6.💋⚽🌺
7.🏆🐥
8.💭😲😵de
9.👧🏡💰🌸🌳
10.🚓👀❎
12.⏪🔔
13.♣👳
14👵🏤🚶❓
15🏃👨🏃




03/08/15 10:47:42 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: Can you find a seven digit number which describes itself as follows...

The first digit is the number of zeros in the number. The second digit is the number of ones in the number, etc. For example, in the number 21200, there are 2 zeros, 1 one, 2 twos, 0 threes and 0 fours.


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Friday, July 31, 2015

Joke on wife's cooking.. #joke

01/08/15 10:10:26 am: Pavana Suryanarayanan: Dentist: Why one of your teeth is broken?
Man: I ate a very hardened chakli prepared by my wife Doctor!
Dentist: If it is so bad you should have refused to eat.
Man: Then all 32 teeth would have been broken Doctor😂😂
01/08/15 10:10:31 am: Pavana Suryanarayanan: Morn doc :)


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Friday, July 24, 2015

Word puzzles #puzzle

24/07/15 9:29:49 am: Bhargavi Suggu: Solve this riddle

I am a word of five letters!

If u remove my 1 letter i will be a country
If u remove my first 2 letters i will be opposite of the word
If u remove my first 3 letters i will be an article

Answer if u r mastermind!

Ans:_________❓❓❓❓❓
24/07/15 9:38:45 am: Sravanthi Ramani Akka Son: NOMAN


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Sardarji jokes

24/07/15 9:14:55 am: Srinivas Mantha: Employee: Sir, Banta Singh is standing outside your cabin with a bunch of underwears in a basket!

Boss: Oh shit! I told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 mins..
😱😳😂😂😂


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Moral story - karna vs Arjuna #story

24/07/15 5:01:43 am: Pavana Suryanarayanan: Worth Reading...

Once Krishna and Arjuna were walking towards a village. Arjuna was pestering Krishna, asking him why Karna should be considered an unparallelled Donor & not him ?

Krishna, turned two mountains into gold.

Then said, "Arjuna, distribute these two gold mountains among villagers, but you must donate every bit of it ".

Arjuna went into the village, and proclaimed he was going to donate gold to every villager, and asked them to gather near the mountain. The villagers sang his praises and Arjuna walked towards the mountains with a huffed up chest.

For two days and two nights Arjuna shovelled gold from the mountain and donated to each villager. The mountains did not diminish in the slightest.

Most villagers came back and stood in queue within minutes. Now Arjuna was exhausted, but not ready to let go of his Ego, told Krishna he couldn't go on any longer without rest.

Then Krishna called Karna and told him to donate every bit of the two gold mountains.

Karna called the villagers, and said "Those two Gold mountains are yours. " and walked away.

Arjuna sat dumbfounded. Why hadn't this thought occurred to him?

Krishna smiled mischievously and told him "Arjuna, subconsciously, you were attracted to the gold, you regretfully gave it away to each villager, giving them what you thought was a generous amount. Thus the size of your donation to each villager depended only on your imagination.

Karna holds no such reservations. Look at him walking away after giving away a fortune, he doesn't expect people to sing his praises, he doesn't even care if people talk good or bad about him behind his back. That is the sign of a man already on the path of enlightenment".

Giving with an Expectation of a Return in the form of a Compliment or Thanks is not a Gift, then it becomes a Trade.

" Give without expecting anything in Return.
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Thursday, July 23, 2015

Good jokes - Sardar lunch ; management funda and mana

23/07/15 12:14:23 am: Chandu Battula: This is really killer one...😂👍

A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardaar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! If i get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."

The Sardaar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get aparontha one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.

The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.

The Sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping.. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa!I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Sardaar's wife.

Scroll down for her answer
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The Sardaar's wife said,
"Don't look at me.
He makes his own Lunch."
😵😄😝
😂😂😂😂
23/07/15 12:14:24 am: Chandu Battula: There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat…..
One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.
Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.
The next day, they gave him the medicine and left.
The goat approached the horse and said: - Be strong, friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!
On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left.
The goat came back and said: - Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up.
Let's go! One, two, three...
On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said:- Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.
After they left, the goat approached the horse and said: Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on...... Fantastic! Run, run more!
Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!!
All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting: It's a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party. Let's Cook the goat!!!! ��������
Lesson:
Whatever you do, always mark a CC to your boss.


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Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Icons on whatsapp and selfie icons

28/06/15 5:27:58 pm: Nimmie B16: Animal Normal selfie

Snake 🐍 🐸


Pig. 🐖 🐷


Tiger. 🐅 🐯


Dog. 🐕 🐶

Rabbit. 🐇 🐰


Monkey. 🐒 🐵


Rat. 🐀 🐭


Bird. 🐥 🐤


Bull. 🐂 🐮


Chicken 🐓 🐔


Dragon. 🐉 🐲







Wife. 💃 👹


😝😝😝😝😝😝😝


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Saturday, July 4, 2015

Husband death - wife's promise #joke

04/07/15 9:27:08 pm: LVV Vidyasagar Bhimili Classmate: "There was a man who had worked all of his life and has saved all of his money.

He was a real cheapskate when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, 'Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. Because I want to take all my money to the after life.'
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died she would put all the money in the casket with him. When one day he died."
"He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to their best friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait a minute!'
She had a shoebox with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket and rolled it away."
"Her friend said, 'I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in there with that stingy old man.'
She said, 'Yes, I promised. I can't lie. I promised him that I was to put that money in that casket with him.'
'You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?'

'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check.' "


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Friday, June 26, 2015

CA's wife #joke

27/06/15 8:18:10 am: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: A little story of a C.A.'s wife.

There was a C.A., who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife...
"When I die, I want you to
take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to
promise him, with all of her heart.

He died soon.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there, dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the obedient wife said:- "Wait just a moment!'
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

Then her friend said:- "Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied:- "Listen, I'm a wife; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"

"I sure did," said the loyal
wife. "I got all the money together, put it into my account, and wrote him a Cheque.... I put the Cheque in the casket. Now it is up to him to encash the Cheque. If he can cash it, then he can spend it."

Wife kiski thi ??
C.A. ki......!!
😜😂😂


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Super insults #niceJokes

26/06/15 8:44:09 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: Super insults (2) :

Smart answer by a female...

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
😜😜😜

A letter from a teacher to a parent:

Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......
😂😂😂
😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know 😏
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
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A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
😂😂😝😜

🎉💐🍻🎭🎷🌾🌾💃😃😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👍👍
👆Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: 😨😠😡
Salesman: 😆😝😂
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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!! 😄😃😜😝
👌😂😜😃😄


Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: did u drink
Husband : no

Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase
😜😂😝🍻👍

Dont laugh alone. Pass it on 😂😂😂 to ur buddies...


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Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Six little stories #goodOnes

23/06/15 8:52:21 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: 6 LITTLE🌱STORIES
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🌾
{ 1 }

ONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
👇
That's
FAITH
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🌾
{ 2 }

WHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.
👇
That's
TRUST
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🌾
{ 3 }

EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next
Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.
👇
That's
HOPE
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🌾
{ 4 }

WE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.

👇
That's
CONFIDENCE
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🌾
{ 5 }

WE See the world suffering.
But still we get Married.

👇
That's
LOVE.
--------------------

🌾
{6}

On an Old Man's shirt was written a cute sentence
'I Am Not 60 Years Old.., I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience.'

👇
That's
ATTITUDE
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Nice message - don't worry keep smiling

23/06/15 7:33:52 pm: Srikant Kancherla: A joker told the audience a wonderful joke and all the people started laughing...

Joker repeated the same joke and only few people laughed..????

He again repeated the same joke but this time no one laughed...??????

Then he told these beautiful lines...;

" when you cannot laugh on the same joke again and again...
then why do you cry again and again on the same worry"

So enjoy your every moment of life..!!
Life is beautiful??????
Today is Charlie Chaplin's 125th birthday - a good day to recollect his 3 heart-touching statements:-

(1) Nothing permanent in this world, not even our troubles.

(2) I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears.

(3) The most wasted day in life is the day in which we have not laughed.

Keep smiling and pass this message to everyone whom you want to see smiling.


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Why couples fight?

23/06/15 3:05:06 pm: Chaitanya Ramani Akka Son: WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!! 😂💕😂


My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started....

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So, I took her to a petrol pump

And then the fight started....

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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'

I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'

And then the fight started....

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."

So I took her to the kitchen.

And then the fight started....

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Dedicated to all married couples.. But don't send to all

I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started....
23/06/15 3:05:57 pm: Chaitanya Ramani Akka Son: No offense just ready and laugh nd forget...
23/06/15 3:06:04 pm: Chaitanya Ramani Akka Son: Just read...


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Monday, June 22, 2015

Prove that 2/10 is 2. #logic #joke


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6 little stories

22/06/15 4:50:24 pm: LVV Vidyasagar Bhimili Classmate: 6 LITTLE🌱STORIES
-----:-:-:-:-:----


🌾
{ 1 }

ONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
👇
That's
FAITH
-----------------

🌾
{ 2 }

WHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.
👇
That's
TRUST
------------------

🌾
{ 3 }

EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.
👇
That's
HOPE
-----------------

🌾
{ 4 }

WE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.

👇
That's
CONFIDENCE
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🌾
{ 5 }

WE See the world suffering.
But still we get Married.

👇
That's
LOVE.
--------------------

🌾
{6}

On an Old Man's shirt was written a cute sentence
'I Am Not 60 Years Old.., I Am Sweet 16 with 44. years Experience.'

👇
That's
ATTITUDE


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Sunday, June 21, 2015

Yoga day - asanas image


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Friday, June 19, 2015

Nice message with lot of meaning

19/06/15 8:11:02 pm: Raju Vusirikala: Whenever u have time read this .
Spend a minute to read it till d end even if you have read it before....

A cruise ship met with an accident at sea, on the ship was a pair of couple, after having made their way to the lifeboat, they realized that there was only space for one person left.

At this moment, the man pushed the woman behind him and jumped onto the lifeboat himself.

The lady stood on the sinking ship and shouted one sentence to her husband.

The teacher stopped and asked, "What do you think she shouted?"

Most of the students excitedly answered, "I hate you! I was blind!"

Now, the teacher noticed a boy who was silent throughout, she got him to answer and he replied, "Teacher, I believe she would have shouted - Take care of our child!"

The teacher was surprised, asking "Have you heard this story before?"

The boy shook his head, "Nope, but that was what my mum told my dad before she died to disease".

The teacher lamented, "The answer is right".

The cruise sunk, the man went home and brought up their daughter single-handedly.

Many years later after the death of the man, their daughter found his diary while tidying his belongings.

It turns out that when parents went onto the cruise ship, the mother was already diagnosed with a terminal illness.
At the critical moment, the father rushed to the only chance of survival.

He wrote in his diary, "How I wished to sink to the bottom of the ocean with you, but for the sake of our daughter, I can only let you lie forever below the sea alone".

The story is finished, the class was silent.

The teacher knows that the student has understood the moral of the story, that of the good and the evil in the world, there are many complications behind them which are hard to understand.

Which is why we should never only focus on the surface and judge others without understanding them first.

Those who like to pay the bill, do so not because they are loaded but because they value friendship above money.

Those who take the initiative at work, do so not because they are stupid but because they understand the concept of responsibility.

Those who apologizes first after a fight, do so not because they are wrong but because they value the people around them.

Those who are willing to help you, do so not because they owe you any thing but because they see you as a true friend.

Those who often text you, do so not because they have nothing better to do but because you are in their heart.
One day, all of us will get separated from each other; we will miss our conversations of everything & nothing; the dreams that we had. Days will pass by, months, years, until this contact becomes rare... One day our children will see our pictures and ask 'Who are these people?' And we will smile with invisible tears because a heart is touched with a strong word and you will say: 'IT WAS THEM THAT I HAD THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE WITH'. Send this to all your friends that you will never forget. Put this on whatsapp of those who made you smile in any type of way. It might surprise you but look at how many will be sent back.


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Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Husband and wife jokes #good jokes

16/06/15 4:03:47 pm: ‪+91 99124 00401‬: A bus full of housewives going on a picnic ,
fell into a river ,
all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No
My wife
missed
the bus !!!
😜😝😋😛⛄😊
In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues...
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!

Only 1 man stood in d second Queue...

God said "So you control ur wife?"

Man: "R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here"😂😂😂...

Lol😂😂😂
A Junior in office dialled his boss's extension by mistake & said:
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min ☕
Boss Shouted: Do u know whom u r talking 2? 😡
Jr : No!
Boss: I'm the BOSS 👺
Jr (in same tone): do u know whom u r talking to?
Boss: No!
Jr : THANK GOD (& disconnected) 😃😃😃

If Flipkart starts matrimonial services 👬, they will become the No.1 site in the world 🌎 because they have a 30 day return 💫policy no questions asked
😜😜😜😜😂😂
Killer.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔪🔪🔪
KEEP LAUGHING !
A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away.
At the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: "I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!"
A family member pulled her aside and asked:
"What did you know?" She replied: "That, Chinese products don't last long!!"

Dont laugh alone, share with others😂😂
16/06/15 4:03:48 pm: ‪+91 99124 00401‬: Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!👌😳

PS: This kid is from IIN! !😂😂😂
16/06/15 4:03:48 pm: ‪+91 99124 00401‬: What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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USB

No claps please!😄😄



What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
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Jaswanti (Just 1 tea)!😀



One More ☝😁

Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of 'Tali-ban'!😀😀



Acha ek or ☝😁

What will you call "Burj Khalifa" after 80 years?












Bujurg Khalifa!😞😄😄



Acha bas ek or ☝😁

How do you ask your 'Massi' to take a dip in water?
















Diplomacy!😀😀
(Dip-lo-massi)



Ye wala last ☝😁

How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?
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Vocabulary!😜😁
(vo-cab-bula-ry)



Ye wala ek dum last☝

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?














Umar Gul..


😝😝😜😜😆😆😂😂


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Monday, June 15, 2015

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Husband and wife jokes #jokes

13/06/15 9:57:03 pm: Chandu Battula: BOY on a date in a AUDI Q7 car 🚘--
I need to tell truth to you.. That I am already married. 😐

Girl: (hugs )..!
:
You scared me.. I thought the AUDI car is not yours..
😝
😂😂😂
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife... Surely does...
😜😎😋😂😄

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🚦What is Checkmate?

U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u"
&
wife asks "WAS SHE HOT..??"
U cnt say 'no'
U cnt say 'yes'
That is Checkmate.! 😋😜

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🚥The Men are very Kind & Women are very Selfish!
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"PROOF"
:
Most Women Don't Like to Help Unknown Men😖

But All Men Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Women.
😊☺😇

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🏄A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami.........
One Drunk-Night .....while standing on the Seashore, waves touching on his feet....
he shouted to the Sea: 'No matter how many times your Waves Touch my Feet...... .
I'll Never take her back..... !! ......
Its your mistake..
DEAL WITH IT NOW..
😅😂😛
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🎲A couple went to a wish well.
Santa bent down, threw a coin & made a wish.

Wife bent down a little more and fell into the well.

Santa shouted,
"Oh good..
It works!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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🍟Wife Rings Husband..

Husband : I am in office and very busy, wht abt u ?
Wife: Am in KFC, sitting behind your table.
And your kids r asking, who is that Aunty with dad..?

😡😝😝😆😁
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Successful marriage is based on 'GIVE & TAKE'.

Husband Gives Money, Gifts, Dresses
&
Wife Takes it.

Wife Gives Advices, Lectures, Tensions
&
Husband Takes it.
Enjoy Successful married Life.👍🎎
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Janaganamana national anthem word by word meaning

13/06/15 12:42:02 pm: Manasa Vusirikala: Congratulation to all of us.Our national anthem "Jana Gana Mana... "is declared as the "BEST ANTHEM OF THE WORLD"by UNESCO. Just few minutes ago.

Kindly share this.
Very proud to be an INDIAN.
🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🚩🌹🌹🌹
✨✨ Meaning of our National Anthem ✨✨
💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
🇮🇳 Please try to understand the meaning and pronounce it clearly.

Word by word meaning..

🎵Jana = People
🎵Gana = Group
🎵Mana = Mind
🎵Adhinayaka= Leader
🎵Jaya He = Victory
🎵Bharata = India
🎵Bhagya = Destiny
🎵Vidhata = Disposer
🎵Punjaba = Punjab
🎵Sindhu = Indus
🎵Gujarata = Gujarat
🎵Maratha = Marathi Maharashtra
🎵Dravida = South
🎵Utkala = Orissa
🎵Banga = Bengal
🎵Vindhya =Vindhyas
🎵Himachal =Himalay
🎵Yamuna = Yamuna
🎵Ganga = Ganges
🎵Uchchhala = Moving
🎵Jaladhi = Ocean
🎵Taranga = Waves
🎵Tava = Your
🎵Shubh =Auspicious
🎵Naame = name
🎵Jage = Awaken
🎵Tava = Your
🎵Shubha = Auspicious
🎵Aashisha = Blessings
🎵Maage = Ask
🎵Gaahe = Sing
🎵Tava = Your
🎵Jaya = Victory
🎵Gatha = Song
🎵Jana = People
🎵Gana = Group
🎵Mangala = Fortune
🎵Dayaka = Giver
🎵Jay He = Victory Be
🎵Bharata = India
🎵Bhagya = Destiny
🎵Vidhata = Dispenser
🌸Jay He, Jay He, Jay He, Jay Jay Jay Jay He = Victory, Victory, Victory, Victory Forever...

PLEASE SHARE IT AND LET ALL PEOPLE KNOW THE MEANING OF OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM..

JAI HIND🙏🙏


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Blind date joke #joke

11/06/15 8:31:46 pm: Shrutika Ashutosh A16 Orchids: I had a blind date last night. But I was concerned -- What do I do if she's really unattractive? I'll be stuck with her all night – ((

Turns out, There's an app for that.
It's called "Mom Are
You Ok". It schedules your phone to ring just after you meet her.
If you like her, you ignore it.
If you want to cut short the date,
you answer with, "Mom? What's the matter? Are you okay?"
It works every time.

So I knocked on the girl's door. Turns out I needn't have worried.
She was gorgeous!
I couldn't get over how attractive she was!!
Just as I was about to speak to her, her phone rang!!!
She answered it and said, "Mom, what's the matter? Are you okay?" !!!!!!!!!!


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Question on amitabh at KCB #joke

12/06/15 4:12:26 pm: Pavana Suryanarayanan: Sardarji in the KBC

Amitabh : apka last question 5 crore ka yeh raha apke samne..

Contestant Sardar is tensed.

Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan?

Computer Screen:
A. Amitabh Bachan
B. Dharmendra
C. Amjad Khan
D. Sanjeev Kumar

Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ?
(He is quite sure that Sardar will opt for A)
But Sardar is still confused.

Sardar: I think it is A

"Are you sure?", says Amitabh in style

Sardar gets more confused and nervous.

Sardar : I would like to use 50:50?

Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..

Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -

B. Dharmendra
C. Amjad Khan

Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made this mistake. But as is said in bollywood the show must go on. Now Sardar is even more confused.

Sardar: I would like to use the last life line phone a friend..

Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?

Sardar : Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga.

Amitabh Bachchan Shocked !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan

Santa Singh: "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"

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Jaya Bachchan asks, "What are the options?"
Amitabh faints...


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Friday, June 12, 2015

Happiness lies with you! #message

13/06/15 1:28:12 am: Chandu Battula: This article is a must read for everyone
👍👍👍👍
Forwarding a good message:

After years of hard & dedicated service to his Company, Ajay was being appointed at an elegant reception as the new Director.

It was a small function where his wife Anita , a Home Executive & some of the wives of the other persons in top management were also present.

In an adjacent room, Ann, the wife of the CEO of the Company, asked Ajay's wife a very odd & usual question; "Does your husband make you happy?"

The husband, Ajay, who at that moment was not at her side, but was sufficiently near to hear the question, paid attention to the conversation, sitting up slightly, feeling secure, even filling his chest lightly in pride & hope, would definitely not publically lower or degrade her husband, would answer affirmatively, since she had always been there for him during their marriage and generally in life.

Nevertheless, to both his & the others' surprise, she replied simply; "No, no he doesn't make me happy…"

The room became uncomfortably silent, as if everyone were listening to the spouse's response. There was a sudden coldness in the air. The husband was petrified. A frown appeared on his face.
He couldn't believe what his wife was saying, especially at such an important occasion for him. To the amazement of her husband & of everyone!

Anita sat up firmly & explained in a modest but stern tone to the other wives who were present;
"No, he doesn't make me happy… I AM HAPPY. The fact that I am happy or not doesn't depend on him, but on me. GOD has granted each of us intellect & discretion to reason, interpret & decide. GOD made me the person upon which my happiness depends.

I make the choice to be happy in each situation & in each moment of my life.
If my happiness were to depend on other people, on other things or circumstances on the face of this earth, I would be in serious trouble!

Over my life I have learned a couple of things: I decide to be happy & the rest is a matter of 'experiences or circumstances' like helping, understanding, accepting, listening, consoling & with my spouse, I have lived & practiced this many times.

Honestly true happiness lies in being content"

Relieved & reassured, a smile was clearly noticed on Ajay's face.

Happiness will always be found in contentment, forgiveness & in loving ourselves & others.
To truly love is difficult, it is to forgive unconditionally, to live, to take the "experiences or circumstances" as they are, facing them together & being happy with conviction.

There are those who say I cannot be happy :
· Because I am sick.
· Because I have no money.
· Because it's too cold.
· Because they insulted me.
· Because someone stopped loving me.
· Because someone didn't appreciate me.

But what they don't know is that they can be happy even though sick, whether it is too hot, whether they have money or not, whether someone has insulted them, or someone didn't love or hasn't valued them.

Being Happy is an attitude about life & each one of us must decide!

Being Happy, depends on us!

It Depends on Me.
I fall. I rise. I make mistakes. I live. I learn. I've been hurt but I'm alive. I'm human. I'm not perfect but I'm Thankful.


🌹🙏🌹


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Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Life is like a big mirror #message

10/06/15 7:42:23 pm: Pavana Suryanarayanan: Once a dog ran into a museum where all the walls, the ceilng, the door and even the floor was made of mirror. Seeing this, the dog froze in surprise in the middle of the hall, and a whole pack of dogs surrounded it from all sides, from above and below. When the dog bared his teeth, all the reflections responded to it in the same way. Frightened, the dog frantically barked - the reflections imitated the bark and increased it many ...times. The dog barked even harder and the echo was keeping up. The dog tossed from one side to another, biting the air - his reflections also tossed around snapping their teeth.
Next morning the museum's security guards found the miserable dog, lifeless and surrounded by a million reflections of lifeless dogs. There was nobody else in the museum who meant anyharm to the dog. The dog died fighting his own reflections.

The world doesn't bring good or evil on its own. Everything that is happening around us is the reflection of our own thoughts, feelings, wishes and actions.
The World is a big mirror. Strike a good pose!


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Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Mahabharata characters in everyday office #comparison

10/06/15 7:00:10 am: Chandu Battula: Who is Dronacharya:
The Mentor. The employee who doesn't like working himself but is always ready to guide and train new joiners.

Who is Bhishma:
The Loyal. The employee in a relatively senior position who happily assists the boss in spite of knowing his incompetence (because of some strange oath maybe)

Who is Dhritarashtra:
The blind boss. He knows that everything is wrong with his project but will still let it function, without making any changes to the current processes.

Who is Gandhari:
The Yes men/Women. Boss's immediate juniors who know that they are a part of an evil plan but will stay blindfolded and pretend as if nothing is happening.

Yuddhisthira:
The ethical guy. Poor chap would never fudge timesheets and call in sick only when he is dying.

Bheema:
The angry resource. Always ready to pick up a fight with his peers, subordinates or even the bosses.

Arjuna:
The cool dude. The star performer who also knows how to sell his skills. A natural charmer, very famous among the ladies.

Nakul & Sahdev:
The good average resource. No one notices them. They keep doing their work and get average appraisals.

Duryodhana:
The Bully. Knows how to get work done, by hook or by crook. Doesn't mind threatening the likes of Nakul and Sahdev to get his work done.

Karna:
The unsung hero. The best performer in the office but never claims credit for his work. Stays an unsung hero for all his life. Girls take him for a snobbish nerd.

Shakuni:
The evil plotter. Copies management in every mail. Escalates every trivial issue, sometimes to take credits and sometimes purely for fun.

Draupadi:
The shared resource. Keeps hopping projects on boss's advice.

Krishna:
The Ultimate Boss (MD/CEO) who knows that it is his game while he makes everyone believe that they are playing important roles too.

Who says history never repeats itself.... ????
Yes, It does, everyday.....in the office.....


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Friday, June 5, 2015

Husband..


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Thursday, June 4, 2015

Husband and wife story - deaf

04/06/15 10:48:17 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: ***Superb Story***

Rakesh was worried that his wife was having an hearing problem and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.


"Here's what you do,"
said the Doctor,
"stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
If not, go to 30 feet,
then 20 feet,
and so on until you get a response.."


That evening,
his wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner,
and Rakesh thought of testing the same.
He says to himself,
"I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.?"

Then in a normal tone he asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"


No response....


So he moves closer to the kitchen,
about 30 feet from his wife and repeats,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"


Still No response...


Next he moves to the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets No response...


So, he walks up to the kitchen door,
about 10 feet away.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is No response....

So he walks right up behind her,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"


(You'll Love this)

















"For God's sake Rakesh,
its the FIFTH time I am telling you,
its 'AALOO PARATHA'.!"
😳

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Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Finally a Husband's point of view. 😝 #funny

03/06/15 4:24:09 pm: Sravanthi Ramani Akka Son: Finally a Husband's point of view. 😝

At last a Husband has taken the time to write down this all finally.

We always hear "the rules" from the Wife's side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules! Please note..these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Husbands ARE not mind readers.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars, bikes or games

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. U r in shape..... Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

🔹Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh..

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh. 😜😝


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Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Joke on woman suicide

02/06/15 11:37:18 pm: Hari Battula: (👨) Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager from room) Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife & she says she will jump from your hotel window.

(💂) Manager : Sir, I am sorry, but this is your personal Issue.
(👨) Husband : Abey Saale ! The window is not opening. This is a maintenance issue ..😆😆😆 Good night... 😊😊


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Saturday, May 30, 2015

Some random jokes and message on friendship #jokes

30/05/15 8:36:04 pm: Chandu Battula: Tnx raa
30/05/15 8:39:58 pm: Chandu Battula: Lady patient says to Doctor inside his examination room, Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable.

Doctor - trust me lady, I am a gentleman.

Lady patient - no that's notb the issue. Your receptionist is alone outside and my husband is not a gentleman...!!!!!!
😜😜
30/05/15 8:39:59 pm: Chandu Battula: I got a call from bank.
they said:
"U pay us ₹ 6000 every month.
U will get ₹ 1 crore when U retire".

I replied:
"U reverse the plan"
U give me 1 crore now. And I will pay U ₹ 6000 every month till I die.

The banker disconnected the call.

Did I say anything wrong??? 😈😈😝😝😊😄😄😂😂😂😂
30/05/15 8:39:59 pm: Chandu Battula: నేను ఇంటికి ఆలస్యం గా రావడం చూసి డాడీ కోపంగా " ఇంత సేపూ ఎక్కడున్నావురా " అని గద్దించారు . " ఫ్రెండ్ ఇంటికి వెళ్లాను డాడీ " నెమ్మదిగా జవాబు చెప్పాను .

అనుమానం గా ఆయన నా ఫ్రెండ్స్ లో పది మందికి స్పీకర్ ఆన్ చేసి నా ముందే ఫోన్ చేశారు .

ఏమని చెప్పను ............?

నలుగురు ఫ్రెండ్స్ " అంకుల్ వాడు ఇంకా ఇక్కడే ఉన్నాడు " అని చెప్పారు .

ముగ్గురు " ఇప్పుడే ఇంటికి బయలు దేరాడు అంకుల్ " అని చెప్పారు .

ఇద్దరేమో " అంకుల్ ఇక్కడే ఉన్నాడు చదువుకుంటూ ఉన్నాడు , ఫోన్ ఇవ్వనా " అన్నారు .

ఒక హౌలా గాడయితే , నా గొంతుకుతో " డాడీ నేను ఇక్కడే ఫ్రెండ్ ఇంట్లో చదువు కుంటున్నాను , ఏదయినా పనుందా " అనడిగాడు .

ఇది చూసి డాడీ కూడా నవ్వేసి " జీవితం లో స్నేహితులు దొరకడం కాదురా , స్నేహితులలోనే జీవితం దొరుకుతుంది రా భోం చెయ్యి " అనేసి వెళ్ళిపోయారు .


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Iron shop vs saree house #joke

30/05/15 9:16:06 pm: Bhargavi Suggu: Wife saw a board.
Banarasi saree Rs.10/-
Nylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-

Wife: Give me Rs.500 i will buy 50
sarees.

Husbnd: osei... "ISTRI" shop
adi..
😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😜😁😁😁😅😅😅


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Thursday, May 28, 2015

#Puzzle

28/05/15 8:10:45 pm: Sai Doma: Can u solve this....
+🔵🔴⚪
+🔵🔴⚪
+🔵🔴⚪
__________
=⚪⚪⚪


What numbers are 🔵, 🔴, ⚪ ?


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Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Kids really do say the weirdest things!!!! #kids

26/05/15 7:56:15 pm: Col Anil Nair Orchids: Kids really do say the weirdest things!!!!

Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!


JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'


MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more.. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'


STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'


BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'


SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'


DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'


CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'


MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'


TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?


Make sure you pass this one on and spread the smiles....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
⚠⚠⚠


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Monday, May 25, 2015

Smiling lips #images #message


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Jumbled words with a clue #puzzle

26/05/15 9:50:42 am: LVV Vidyasagar Bhimili Classmate: 🎯 Mind Game:

Every question has 10 marks,
Pass marks 60.

CORRECT THE SPELLING

🎯 Q.1.yeonkwr (a city)
🎯 Q.2. sirasu (a country)
🎯 Q.3. uelrbpm (profession)
🎯 Q.4. utegno (body part)
🎯 Q.5. egnlarefridsi (vegetable)
🎯 Q.6. aechhet (animal)
🎯 Q.7. epialnpep (fruit)
🎯 Q.8. Letbkslaba (sports)
🎯 Q.9. Coremusit (celebrity)
🎯 Q.10. Rtephoilce (vehicle)

YOU have only 1 hour and Your time starts Now. One who answer

👍 7 - Good,
👍 8 - Very Good,
👍 9 - Excellent,
👍 10 - Genius


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Sunday, May 24, 2015

Oxymoron - phrases in English

25/05/15 9:34:58 am: Srinivas Mantha: One interesting word in English.

Oxymoron:
An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....

Here are some funny oxymorons :

1) Clearly Misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty Ugly
8) Seriously Funny
9) Only Choice
10) Original Copies

And people say the Mother of all Oxymorons is-

11) "Happily Married" 😆😂😆
25/05/15 9:35:19 am: Srinivas Mantha: 😄


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Art with keys #art


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India pride - nice jokes and info on indian States #india

24/05/15 5:50:31 pm: mamayya RamakrishnaRao Battula: My dear niece and nephews
Here are some fascinating jokes and information, you all enjoy and let others also enjoy!
Your affectionate all relationships culminate with me ....BRR
24/05/15 5:51:19 pm: mamayya RamakrishnaRao Battula: When you move your
focus from competition
to contribution,
Life becomes celebration.

"Never defeat people,
Just win them"..

Good Morning & Have a wonderful weekend 😄
24/05/15 5:51:20 pm: mamayya RamakrishnaRao Battula: 🐴🏊🐴🏊🐴🏊🐴


Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish !!

India: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog…
British Shocked,Faints!!
Indian Rocks! 👍 😜


European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
😏😏☺😄😄

Send to all Indians all over the globe!

Importance of States in India
🌎Punjab for Fighting,
🌎Bengal for Writing...
🌎Kashmir for Beauty,
🌎Andhra for Duty...
🌎Karnataka for Silk,
🌎Haryana for Milk...
🌎Kerala for Ayurveda, traditional foods..
🌎Tamil for Brains and grains..
🌎Orissa for Temples,
🌎Bihar for Minerals...
🌎Gujarat for Peace,
🌎Assam for Trees...
🌎Rajastan for History,
🌎Maharashtra for Victory...
🌎Himachal for Cold,
🌎Jharkand for Bold...
🌎UP for Rice,
🌎Arunachal for Sunrise...
🌎Goa for Wine,
🌎Meghalaya for Rain...
🌎MP for Diamond,
🌎Sikkim for Almond...
🌎Mizoram for Glass,
🌎Manipur for Dance...
🌎Nagaland for Music,
🌎Chattisghar for Physique...
🌎Uttarkhand for Rivers,
🌎Tripura for Singers...
🌎INDIA...For all religious and it's call Hindustan
THE LAND OF CULTURE🌎:)


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INSTALLING HUSBAND #husband #girlfriend

24/05/15 10:31:33 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: INSTALLING HUSBAND

A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1

What can I do ?

Reply:-

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.

Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System.

So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.

We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7

Good Luck Madam.


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Saturday, May 23, 2015

Chair less setting




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Can't beat Malayali

23/05/15 2:24:29 pm: Pavana Suryanarayanan: A malyali Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100


A lazwyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...


Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"


Malyali : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"


Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"

Malyali : "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...


Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"


Malyali: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"


Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"

Malyali : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak""I can't see at all "

Malyali : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"

Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100"


Malyali : "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

You can't beat a Malayali !! 😂😂😂😂😂


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Neat gymnastic activity #gym



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How friend should be - in telugu

22/05/15 8:05:48 pm: Srinivas Mantha: నేను ఇంటికి ఆలస్యంగా రావడం చూసి డాడీ కోపంగా
" ఇంత సేపూ ఎక్కడున్నావురా " అని గద్దించారు . "
ఫ్రెండ్ ఇంటికి వెళ్లాను డాడీ " నెమ్మదిగా జవాబు
చెప్పాను .
అనుమానం గా ఆయన నా ఫ్రెండ్స్ లో పది మందికి
స్పీకర్ ఆన్ చేసి నా ముందే ఫోన్ చేశారు .
ఏమని చెప్పను ............?
నలుగురు ఫ్రెండ్స్ " అంకుల్ వాడు ఇంకా ఇక్కడే
ఉన్నాడు " అని చెప్పారు .
ముగ్గురు " ఇప్పుడే ఇంటికి బయలు దేరాడు
అంకుల్ " అని చెప్పారు .
ఇద్దరేమో " అంకుల్ ఇక్కడే ఉన్నాడు
చదువుకుంటూ ఉన్నాడు , ఫోన్ ఇవ్వనా " అన్నారు .
ఒక హౌలా గాడయితే , నా గొంతుకుతో " డాడీ నేను
ఇక్కడే ఫ్రెండ్ ఇంట్లో చదువు కుంటున్నాను ,
ఏదయినా పనుందా " అనడిగాడు .
ఇది చూసి డాడీ కూడా నవ్వేసి " జీవితం లో
స్నేహితులు దొరకడం కాదురా , స్నేహితులలోనే
జీవితం దొరుకుతుంది రా భోం చెయ్యి " అనేసి
వెళ్ళిపోయారు .
Friendss ante ila undali
Prathi frend avasarame


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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Husband and wife - life long relationship

😊👍One day, during an evening class for adults, the psychology Teacher entered the class and told students, “Let’s all play a game!” “ What Game?” 
The Teacher asked one of the students to volunteer. 

A lady, Aliza came forward.
 
The Teacher asked her to write 30 names of most important people in her life on blackboard. 

Aliza wrote names of her family members, relatives, friends, her colleagues and her neighbors.
 
The Teacher told her to erase 3 names that Aliza considered most unimportant. 
Aliza erased names of her colleagues. 
The Teacher again told her to delete 5 more names. Aliza erased her neighbor's names. 

This went on until there were just four names left on the blackboard. These were names of her mother, father, husband and the only son... 

The entire class became silent  realizing that this wasn’t a game anymore for Aliza alone. 

Now, The Teacher told her to delete two more names.

It was a very difficult choice for Aliza. 
She unwillingly deleted her parents names. 

“Please delete one more” said the Teacher. 

Aliza became very nervous and with trembling hands and rears in eyes she deleted her son’s name. Aliza cried  painfully...
 
The Teacher told Aliza to take her seat. 
After a while Teacher asked "why your husband?? The parents are the ones that nurtured you, and the son is the one you gave birth to ??? And you can always find another husband !!!"

Total silence in the class.
Everyone was curious to know her response. 

Aliza calmly and slowly said, “One day my parents will pass away before me. 
My son may also leave me when he grows old, for his studies or business or whatever reason. The only one who will truly share his entire life with me, is my Husband”. 

All the students stood up and applauded for her for sharing this truth of life.👏👏👏

This is true. So always value your life partner, it's not only for husbands but wives as well.
God has united these two souls and it's on you now to nurture this relationship above all.

Doctor vs mechanical engineer

A engineer was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop... 
He went to him & said.. "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back"...So why do I get such a small salary? and u get huge sums....! 
The doctor smiled at the engineer and came close to his ear and said.... "Try the same when the engine is running."

👌👏 classic!

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Continuation
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The engineer smiled back came close to doctors ear and said 
I can pick any dead engine and make it alive . . . . . . . But can you ???

👌👏 Not only classic but Epic

Monday, May 18, 2015

Army quotes - beautiful

Ten best Indian Army quotes: Must read. Really felt proud just by reading them.

"Either I will come back after hoisting the tricolor, or I will come back wrapped in it, but I will be back for sure.” – Capt. Vikram Batra, PVC

“What is a lifetime adventure for you is a daily routine for us.” – Ladakh Leh highway sign board

“If death strikes, before I prove my blood, I swear I’ll kill death.” – Capt. Manoj Kumar Pandey PVC 1/11 Gorkha Rifles

“Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it, it flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it.”

“To find us, you must be good, to catch us you must be fast, but to beat us…………you must be kidding.”

“May God have mercy on our enemies, because we won’t.”

“We live by chance, we love by choice, we kill by profession.” – Officers Training Academy, Chennai

“If a man says he’s not afraid of dying, he’s either lying, or he’s a Gorkha.” – Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw

“It is God’s duty to forgive the enemies, but it’s our duty to convene a meeting between the two.”

“I regret I have but one life to give for my country.” – Prem Ramchandani

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Some random jokes - good ones

Joke time.....📢📢📢📢📢

😆😆😆😆😆
.................................................


Wife - i m going to London do u want any gift 
Hus- a british girl ...
Wife- ok...
Wife returns..
Hus- where is d gift ?
Wife- wait for 9 months
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In an entrance of an hospital sardar ask a boy
Sardar- why r u crying?
Boy- they cut my finger for blood test...
Sardar- Baap re , i came here  for urine test...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
................. ...............................

Argument between British and India.
British - we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs hahaha
India - hahaha we r spoiling your mother tongue daily hahahahahaha
😃😃😃😀
 ........ ...... .............................. ..

Teacher - what is d full form of MATHS..
Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student...
..............................................

Son - Girl next door does not know English
Father -  How do you know ??
Son - I asked her to giv me a kiss and she slapped me. bloody uneducated girl.
😁😁😄😄😄😄
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Sardar in computr exam.
Exmnr- wht iz microsoft excel ?
Sardar - i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer...


New in Market...........fwd it quickly....

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Our judicial system

Our judicial system

A cow was running away from the jungle. ..
An elephant stopped the cow and asked the reason behind the panic..
Cow said : "government had ordered to catch all the buffaloes in the jungle"
Elephant asked: "but you are a cow, why are you running ??
Cow said: " I know I am cow , but if they catch me , it will take 20 years to prove that I am a cow not a buffalo. ...!
Elephant also started running   with the cow....
😂😂😂😂

Lovely and caring women

Fr both..
Ante Wat big day ah ani??
Nd shravzz wats tat...
My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a  Psychologist (P):

🔸P : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?
🔹H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

🔸P : Your Wife ?
🔹H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only.

🔸P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
🔹H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.

🔸P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
🔹H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.

🔸P : How do your kids go to school?
🔹H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work.

🔸P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do?
🔹H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work.

🔸P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
🔹H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all day works.

🔸P : What does your wife do then?
🔹H : She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids to bed.

💯✔Whom do you think works more, from the story above???

🔱The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK'??!!

🎋Yes, Being Housewives do not need Certificate of Study, even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is very important!

💝Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.

🎏All about a WOMAN ....
💛When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.

💙When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.

💜When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock.

💚Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted...

↪Forward to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman's worth...!!!
❤💚💜💙💛💖
A heart touching message..... by a
woman..."
Some one asked her.......
Are you a working woman or a house-
wife ??
She replied : Yes I am a full time
working house-wife.
I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a "mum",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,
I'm a daughter-in-law.....
I'm an Alarm clock,
I'm a Cook,
I'm a Maid,
I'm a Teacher,
I'm a waiter,
I'm a nanny,
I'm a nurse,
I'm a handyman,
I'm a Security officer,
I'm a Counsellor,
I'm a comforter,
I don't get holidays,
I don't get sick leave,
I don't get day off......
I work through day and night.....
I'm on call......
all hours and get paid with a
sentence.....
"what do you do all day"
★ [ DON,T FORGET TO SHARE ] 👏👏👏👏👏
Dedicated to all women😘😊
👌🍃Woman has the most unique character like salt
Her presence is never remembered but Her absence makes all the things tasteless !!🐾👍



Pass it to all the lovely ladies.....your Mother. .....your Wife......your daughter ...your sister.....your friend😊 . 👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧

Monday, May 11, 2015

Guess the phone brands by looking at the emoticons

Guess the phone brands:

1.❌🔑👍.
2.✋✋📱
3.💯❌💦👶 
4.⏪🐯🐯🐯🐯.
5.🎼Ⓜ🎤.
6.💯❌.
7.👀📞.
8.🚗🔥
9.⚫🍓.
10.👀🎾 
11.🎤😭💪❌
12.#⃣☕👀
13.📐⛽


Itz a brain game.... Find it
Hint 7.iPhone












Answer
1 nokia
8 karbon
2 tataindicom
5 samsung
9blackberry
13 LG
12 HTC
10 iball
11 micromax
7iphone
6 sony 
5samsung
3 song erricson
4 reliance