Husband and wife jokes #good jokes

16/06/15 4:03:47 pm: ‪+91 99124 00401‬: A bus full of housewives going on a picnic ,
fell into a river ,
all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No
My wife
missed
the bus !!!
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In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues...
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!

Only 1 man stood in d second Queue...

God said "So you control ur wife?"

Man: "R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here"😂😂😂...

Lol😂😂😂
A Junior in office dialled his boss's extension by mistake & said:
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min ☕
Boss Shouted: Do u know whom u r talking 2? 😡
Jr : No!
Boss: I'm the BOSS 👺
Jr (in same tone): do u know whom u r talking to?
Boss: No!
Jr : THANK GOD (& disconnected) 😃😃😃

If Flipkart starts matrimonial services 👬, they will become the No.1 site in the world 🌎 because they have a 30 day return 💫policy no questions asked
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Killer.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔪🔪🔪
KEEP LAUGHING !
A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away.
At the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: "I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!"
A family member pulled her aside and asked:
"What did you know?" She replied: "That, Chinese products don't last long!!"

Dont laugh alone, share with others😂😂
16/06/15 4:03:48 pm: ‪+91 99124 00401‬: Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!👌😳

PS: This kid is from IIN! !😂😂😂
16/06/15 4:03:48 pm: ‪+91 99124 00401‬: What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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No claps please!😄😄



What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
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Jaswanti (Just 1 tea)!😀



One More ☝😁

Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of 'Tali-ban'!😀😀



Acha ek or ☝😁

What will you call "Burj Khalifa" after 80 years?












Bujurg Khalifa!😞😄😄



Acha bas ek or ☝😁

How do you ask your 'Massi' to take a dip in water?
















Diplomacy!😀😀
(Dip-lo-massi)



Ye wala last ☝😁

How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?
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Vocabulary!😜😁
(vo-cab-bula-ry)



Ye wala ek dum last☝

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?














Umar Gul..


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