Lovely and caring women

Fr both..

Ante Wat big day ah ani??

Nd shravzz wats tat...

My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a  Psychologist (P):

🔸P : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?

🔹H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

🔸P : Your Wife ?

🔹H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only.

🔸P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?

🔹H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.

🔸P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?

🔹H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.

🔸P : How do your kids go to school?

🔹H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work.

🔸P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do?

🔹H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work.

🔸P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?

🔹H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all day works.

🔸P : What does your wife do then?

🔹H : She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids to bed.

💯✔Whom do you think works more, from the story above???

🔱The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK'??!!

🎋Yes, Being Housewives do not need Certificate of Study, even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is very important!

💝Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.

🎏All about a WOMAN ....

💛When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.

💙When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.

💜When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock.

💚Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted...

↪Forward to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman's worth...!!!

❤💚💜💙💛💖

A heart touching message..... by a

woman..."

Some one asked her.......

Are you a working woman or a house-

wife ??

She replied : Yes I am a full time

working house-wife.

I work 24 hours a day.....

I'm a "mum",

I'm a wife,

I'm a daughter,

I'm a daughter-in-law.....

I'm an Alarm clock,

I'm a Cook,

I'm a Maid,

I'm a Teacher,

I'm a waiter,

I'm a nanny,

I'm a nurse,

I'm a handyman,

I'm a Security officer,

I'm a Counsellor,

I'm a comforter,

I don't get holidays,

I don't get sick leave,

I don't get day off......

I work through day and night.....

I'm on call......

all hours and get paid with a

sentence.....

"what do you do all day"

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Dedicated to all women😘😊

👌🍃Woman has the most unique character like salt

Her presence is never remembered but Her absence makes all the things tasteless !!🐾👍

Pass it to all the lovely ladies.....your Mother. .....your Wife......your daughter ...your sister.....your friend😊 . 👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧

Woman jokes

" To Be 26 Again! "😋

A man in his late 40s was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked her what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be 26 again', she replied, still looking in the mirror ..

On her birthday morning, he rose early, made her a nice big cup of coffee & then took her to Adventure World theme park on a bike.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of

Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything....

5 hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling & her stomach felt upside

down.

He then took her to the most exotic restaurant where they ate and danced like never before.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn,

a soda, & her favorite chocolate. What a fabulous

adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband & collapsed into d sofa exhausted.

He looked at his wife with a big smile & lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being 26 again?"

Her eyes slowly opened & her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my waist size, u idiot !" 😱

Moral : No matter how attentively u listen to a woman, u are still gonna get it wrong 😝

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A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied, in a loud voice: “NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?”

The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH !”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

😱😱😱😱🙈🙈🙈🙈🙏🙏