Husband and wife jokes #jokes

13/06/15 9:57:03 pm: Chandu Battula: BOY on a date in a AUDI Q7 car 🚘--
I need to tell truth to you.. That I am already married. 😐

Girl: (hugs )..!
:
You scared me.. I thought the AUDI car is not yours..
😝
😂😂😂
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife... Surely does...
😜😎😋😂😄

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🚦What is Checkmate?

U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u"
&
wife asks "WAS SHE HOT..??"
U cnt say 'no'
U cnt say 'yes'
That is Checkmate.! 😋😜

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🚥The Men are very Kind & Women are very Selfish!
.
.
.
.
"PROOF"
:
Most Women Don't Like to Help Unknown Men😖

But All Men Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Women.
😊☺😇

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🏄A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami.........
One Drunk-Night .....while standing on the Seashore, waves touching on his feet....
he shouted to the Sea: 'No matter how many times your Waves Touch my Feet...... .
I'll Never take her back..... !! ......
Its your mistake..
DEAL WITH IT NOW..
😅😂😛
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🎲A couple went to a wish well.
Santa bent down, threw a coin & made a wish.

Wife bent down a little more and fell into the well.

Santa shouted,
"Oh good..
It works!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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🍟Wife Rings Husband..

Husband : I am in office and very busy, wht abt u ?
Wife: Am in KFC, sitting behind your table.
And your kids r asking, who is that Aunty with dad..?

😡😝😝😆😁
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Successful marriage is based on 'GIVE & TAKE'.

Husband Gives Money, Gifts, Dresses
&
Wife Takes it.

Wife Gives Advices, Lectures, Tensions
&
Husband Takes it.
Enjoy Successful married Life.👍🎎
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