Santa Singh jokes #jokes

08/08/15 10:03:21 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: ?-----------------
♦ 🔍💊🔦💊🔍-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu❓❓😄
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♦👳👳👳👳Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta : Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega😃😃😛
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♦👳😛👳😛👳Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa : Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!👔👘👗👔👚👕👔
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♦💢💢💢💊💊💊
Doctor : Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa : Sir i play football, cricket,daily.
Doctor : how long do you play?
Santa : until d battery in my mobile goes down !! 😄📱📱📱
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♦ Techer 👩pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.?
Student- mendak.🐸
Tech- very good, baki char bolo. .
Student- uski maa 🐸,
uska baap 🐸,
uski behan 🐸 aur
uska bhai 🐸..
😝😜😄😛😃😀😀😊😝😜😛😝😄😃😀
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♦Santa's Son was filling an application form.
Son : papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa : Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..😜😂


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