Saturday, June 13, 2015

Blind date joke #joke

11/06/15 8:31:46 pm: Shrutika Ashutosh A16 Orchids: I had a blind date last night. But I was concerned -- What do I do if she's really unattractive? I'll be stuck with her all night – ((

Turns out, There's an app for that.
It's called "Mom Are
You Ok". It schedules your phone to ring just after you meet her.
If you like her, you ignore it.
If you want to cut short the date,
you answer with, "Mom? What's the matter? Are you okay?"
It works every time.

So I knocked on the girl's door. Turns out I needn't have worried.
She was gorgeous!
I couldn't get over how attractive she was!!
Just as I was about to speak to her, her phone rang!!!
She answered it and said, "Mom, what's the matter? Are you okay?" !!!!!!!!!!


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