Akbar Birbal about finding idiots

Akbar called Birbal and asked, like there are Brilliant people in his State will there be Idiots available?. 

Birbal said there will be.

Akbar then ordered Birbal to go around the State search and bring 5 of such Idiots and present to him in the Council.

Birbal was awestruck since you can identify brilliant people by conducting some form of competition, but how to identify Idiots.

However he goes around the State and after a month comes back with 2 such people. There after following is the conversation between Akbar and Birbal

Akbar: Dear Minister I think you are poor in counting, I asked for 5 people and you have brought only 2.

Birbal: Your Highness please let me explain and then you will know yourself

Akbar: OK. Go ahead

Birbal: When I was going around the State I found this guy carrying a huge Gunny Bag on his head and travelling in a Bullock Cart. When I asked he said that if he keeps the bag in the Cart it will be overloaded and hurt the Bulls. I realised he is the 5th Idiot and brought him to you.

Akbar: Excellent. Next

Birbal: I saw the other guy was taking his Buffalo to the roof top of his house for grazing where grass was found grown. I realised he is the 4th Idiot and brought him to you.

Akbar: Fine. Next.

Birbal: When there are so many problems in the functioning of this kingdom, leaving those entire aside I have been going around the State for a month wasting my time in searching for Idiots, hence I am the 3rd Idiot.

Akbar: Laughs out loud. Next.

Birbal: Instead of solving all the problems that are there in the Kingdom, you have been looking for Idiots in your State, hence you are the 2nd Idiot.

Hearing this entire Council was scared and there was pin drop silence.

Akbar: Fine there is truth in your statement. Who is the 1st Idiot?

Birbal: Your Highness when there are so much of work in the Office and Home to attend to, leaving all this aside person who is reading this Story to know who is the 1st Idiot in “What’s App” is the 1st idiot

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Balakrishna Jokes

Died Laughing....

There was a 100 metre race going on...

Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...

Everybody started running except Balakrishna.

Referee - y r u not running...?

Balakrishna  - My number is 4...

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Jr Ntr: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?

Bala krishna : I can eat 6 apples.

Jr Ntr: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach!

Balakrishna : Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend...

Vijayakanth to vijayshanthi: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?

vijayshanthi : I can eat 10

Balakrishna : Oh no, if you had told 6, I would have told a nice joke..!! 😫

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SBI Bank: Our bank is giving loan without interest....

Bala krishna : If you don't have interest in giving loan then I don't want it....

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Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..

FRENCH : I think I don't smoke (died)

AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)

Bala krishna : I think.. (died)

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Bala krishna  and Jr ntr  are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.

Bala krishna  - what should we do now

Jr Ntr - we'll take 50:50.

Bala krishna - what about the remaining 900?

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Bala krishna : Let's go for movie .

Girl friend: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..

Bala krishna 

: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.

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Bala krishna  reading newspaper..

News:

"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"

Bala krishna  comments:

Idiot !!

Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping

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Bala krishna  went to shop to buy Indian flag for independence day

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Bala krishna  told something and the shop keeper fainted... 

Guess what did Bala krishna  say ? 9

  

'Show me some more colors in this'!!!

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Decent jokes

Hilarious😝😝😝😝😝

An employee goes running to HR and ask his resignation back.

HR(surprised): Today is your last day and what happened suddenly?

Employee: My boss is also coming to same place where I am going..😢😄

Keep Laughing

Great message on Real Love

It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived in the hospital to have stitches removed from his thumb.

He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him.

I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On examination, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.

While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.

I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.

I was surprised, and asked him, 'And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?'

He smiled as he patted my hand and said, 'She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is.'

I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, 'That is the kind of love I want in my life.'

True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.

With all the jokes and fun that are in whatsapp, sometimes there is one that comes along that has an important message. This one I thought I should share with you.

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.

I hope you share this with someone you care about. I just did.

'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

Cricket nice lines

Harsha Bhogale is one of the best Commentators! 

Some of his exclusive quotes

Geoffrey Boycott once said Sachin may be a great batsman but he never got his name at the Lord's honours boards.

Reply by Harsha – “So whose loss it is, Sachin’s or honors of board?”

Explaining how Cheteshwar Pujara is a fine Test player but the T20 format doesn't suit him

Harsha – “Pujara is classical musician in the era of Yo Yo Honey Singh”

After Dhoni sent a Mitchell Starc’s slow delivery to the boundary

Harsha – “He had all the time in the world, he could have read a newspaper”

About Rahul Dravid's devastating form.

Harsha – “Ask him to walk on water and he will ask, how many Kilometers?”

About Glenn Maxwell’s batting…

Harsha – “ He just loves storm through, I guess if he had a car, he would probably start it in 4th gear”

When Michael Clarke got caught at slip but was still waiting for the umpire’s decision.

Harsha – “I think he is waiting for tomorrow’s newspaper to declare him out”

Dhoni was cracking one shot after another until Sachin got on strike and he also caressed a delivery towards covers.

Harsha – “We have surgeon at one end and a butcher at the other”

After Dhoni lost the toss yet again…

Harsha – “Dhoni again called for heads to the coin which has two tails”

While co-commentating with Rahul Dravid in a Test match that India was losing to England.

Harsha – “The only man who can save this match is the man sitting besides me”

After a diving Kieron Pollard could not take a catch…

Harsha – “If Pollard can’t reach it then it’s not a catch”

About Ashwin’s slow running between the wickets.

Harsha – “Dhoni is extremely quick between wickets and Ashwin… let’s just say he has other skills”

On ‘how tough it must be to be Sachin…’

Harsha – “One of the problem u face being Tendulkar is that ur always compared with Tendulkar” 

And the ultimate one - 

Aussie player was wrongly given "not out "

 Against India in Australia.  Harsha commented that Umpire gave benefit where there was NO doubt.

Puzzles

Can u CRACK THE LOGIC ...???

Question of IIT-B

If  1 1 1 1= R

    2 2 2 2= T

    3 3 3 3= E

    4 4 4 4= N

Then 

    5 5 5 5= ?

Challenge

Reasons pls

a) answer Y. Last alphabet of the total.

Random jokes

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...

E - End of

T - Thinking

C - Capacity. 

  

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u ?

Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!)

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When do you know u r in love ?

Ans : When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?

Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.

In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.

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"Why is Facebook such a hit ?

It works on the principle that

'People are more interested in others life than their own.

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ?

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We Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two, 

33 as Thirty Three,

44 as Forty Four, 

55 as Fifty Five, 

Why not 11 as Onety One?

Doubt By last bench association.

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What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" 

and 

Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?

think...think..think...

Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

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What is the height of confusion? 

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in

d same college where u study ?

Ans 100% Attendanzzz

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?

Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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When you are in love, 

Wonders happen.

But once you get married, 

You wonder, what happened. 

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Philosophy of marriage :

At the beginning,

every wife treats her husband as GOD..

Later, somehow don't know why..

alphabets get reversed..

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Secret formula for married couples...

"Love One Another"

And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!! 

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