Random jokes

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...

E - End of

T - Thinking

C - Capacity. 

  

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u ?

Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!)

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When do you know u r in love ?

Ans : When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?

Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.

In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.

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"Why is Facebook such a hit ?

It works on the principle that

'People are more interested in others life than their own.

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ?

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We Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two, 

33 as Thirty Three,

44 as Forty Four, 

55 as Fifty Five, 

Why not 11 as Onety One?

Doubt By last bench association.

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What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" 

and 

Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?

think...think..think...

Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

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What is the height of confusion? 

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in

d same college where u study ?

Ans 100% Attendanzzz

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?

Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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When you are in love, 

Wonders happen.

But once you get married, 

You wonder, what happened. 

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Philosophy of marriage :

At the beginning,

every wife treats her husband as GOD..

Later, somehow don't know why..

alphabets get reversed..

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Secret formula for married couples...

"Love One Another"

And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!! 

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