Balakrishna Jokes

Died Laughing....

There was a 100 metre race going on...

Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...

Everybody started running except Balakrishna.

Referee - y r u not running...?

Balakrishna  - My number is 4...

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Jr Ntr: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?

Bala krishna : I can eat 6 apples.

Jr Ntr: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach!

Balakrishna : Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend...

Vijayakanth to vijayshanthi: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?

vijayshanthi : I can eat 10

Balakrishna : Oh no, if you had told 6, I would have told a nice joke..!! 😫

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SBI Bank: Our bank is giving loan without interest....

Bala krishna : If you don't have interest in giving loan then I don't want it....

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Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..

FRENCH : I think I don't smoke (died)

AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)

Bala krishna : I think.. (died)

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Bala krishna  and Jr ntr  are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.

Bala krishna  - what should we do now

Jr Ntr - we'll take 50:50.

Bala krishna - what about the remaining 900?

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Bala krishna : Let's go for movie .

Girl friend: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..

Bala krishna 

: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.

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Bala krishna  reading newspaper..

News:

"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"

Bala krishna  comments:

Idiot !!

Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping

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Bala krishna  went to shop to buy Indian flag for independence day

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Bala krishna  told something and the shop keeper fainted... 

Guess what did Bala krishna  say ? 9

  

'Show me some more colors in this'!!!

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