Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Akbar Birbal about finding idiots

Akbar called Birbal and asked, like there are Brilliant people in his State will there be Idiots available?. 

Birbal said there will be.

Akbar then ordered Birbal to go around the State search and bring 5 of such Idiots and present to him in the Council.

Birbal was awestruck since you can identify brilliant people by conducting some form of competition, but how to identify Idiots.

However he goes around the State and after a month comes back with 2 such people. There after following is the conversation between Akbar and Birbal

Akbar: Dear Minister I think you are poor in counting, I asked for 5 people and you have brought only 2.

Birbal: Your Highness please let me explain and then you will know yourself

Akbar: OK. Go ahead

Birbal: When I was going around the State I found this guy carrying a huge Gunny Bag on his head and travelling in a Bullock Cart. When I asked he said that if he keeps the bag in the Cart it will be overloaded and hurt the Bulls. I realised he is the 5th Idiot and brought him to you.

Akbar: Excellent. Next

Birbal: I saw the other guy was taking his Buffalo to the roof top of his house for grazing where grass was found grown. I realised he is the 4th Idiot and brought him to you.

Akbar: Fine. Next.

Birbal: When there are so many problems in the functioning of this kingdom, leaving those entire aside I have been going around the State for a month wasting my time in searching for Idiots, hence I am the 3rd Idiot.

Akbar: Laughs out loud. Next.

Birbal: Instead of solving all the problems that are there in the Kingdom, you have been looking for Idiots in your State, hence you are the 2nd Idiot.

Hearing this entire Council was scared and there was pin drop silence.

Akbar: Fine there is truth in your statement. Who is the 1st Idiot?

Birbal: Your Highness when there are so much of work in the Office and Home to attend to, leaving all this aside person who is reading this Story to know who is the 1st Idiot in “What’s App” is the 1st idiot

Market mein naya hain....jaldi share karo..πŸ™ˆπŸ‘ˆπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Balakrishna Jokes

Died Laughing....

There was a 100 metre race going on...
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Balakrishna.
Referee - y r u not running...?
Balakrishna  - My number is 4...
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Jr Ntr: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Bala krishna : I can eat 6 apples.
Jr Ntr: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach!
Balakrishna : Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend...
Vijayakanth to vijayshanthi: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?
vijayshanthi : I can eat 10
Balakrishna : Oh no, if you had told 6, I would have told a nice joke..!! 😫
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SBI Bank: Our bank is giving loan without interest....
Bala krishna : If you don't have interest in giving loan then I don't want it....
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Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..
FRENCH : I think I don't smoke (died)

AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)

Bala krishna : I think.. (died)

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Bala krishna  and Jr ntr  are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Bala krishna  - what should we do now
Jr Ntr - we'll take 50:50.
Bala krishna - what about the remaining 900?

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Bala krishna : Let's go for movie .
Girl friend: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Bala krishna 
: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.

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Bala krishna  reading newspaper..
News:
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Bala krishna  comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping

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Bala krishna  went to shop to buy Indian flag for independence day
..
Bala krishna  told something and the shop keeper fainted... 
Guess what did Bala krishna  say ? 9
  
'Show me some more colors in this'!!!
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Sunday, March 1, 2015

Decent jokes

Hilarious😝😝😝😝😝

An employee goes running to HR and ask his resignation back.
HR(surprised): Today is your last day and what happened suddenly?
Employee: My boss is also coming to same place where I am going..πŸ˜’πŸ˜„

Keep Laughing