Easy solutions for complicated problems

Some years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco. 

Mensa, is an international organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.

Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe. When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt.

How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand? Clearly -- this was a job for Mensa minds.

The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer.

They then called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution.

"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker"

But before they could finish, the waitress interrupted & said.

"Oh -- sorry about that."  

She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them. 

There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

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For most of the problems there are simple solutions but it is our “Brilliant” minds that complicate every simple solution. Take a relook at life, you will find non issues mostly! And wherever there are issues there will be easy solutions.

Balakrishna jokes

Joke-1

SIR: Nuvvu em kaavalukuntunav?

STUDENT: Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police Ayyi,Manchi software company lo, lawyerga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job chesukunta

SIR: orey nijam chepu ra nuvu balakrishna fan kada..,?? 

Joke-2

Balayya: Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara

Zunior N: enduku babai?

Balayya: mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam

Zunior N: nuvu keka babai 

Joke-3

Balaya: Doctor, this Bucket has got a hole. Can you please repair it?

Doctor: Stupid. you knw who iam?

Balaya: Of course I heard that you are a famous “Plastic Surgeon” 

Joke-4

Jr N: Babai naa celllo charging ledu,nee cell ivvu

Balayya: Naa cell full charginglo undi bluetooth on chey pampistaaaa

Jr N: wat a great idea babai!!!!!!! 

Joke-5

Jr N: Enti babay kotta kurchi ekkadidi?

Balayya: Adem ledura ninna interview ki vellin’te take your seat annaaru. Andike pattukochchaaaaaa. 

Joke-6

balayya goes to the programme “koun banega karod pathi”. the conversation between amitabachchan and balayya.

Amitab: In which state godavari flows?

Balayya: Liquid State (some one is clapped amitab is shocked ) (balayya looked behind) Jr N: Babai super!!!

Joke-7

American: First we land on moon

Russian: First we land on jupitor

Balayya from India: Said first we land on sun

America: How is it possible itso hot

Balayya: Ore swamy memu night land ayyamura 

Joke-8

Balayya’s 60th B’day

NTR – Cake meeda BULB endhuku petav babai?

Balayya – 60 Candels pettadam kastam kada andhukani, 60 wats bulb pettanu..!

NTR – Nuvvu keka babai 

Joke-9

Movie Dialogues about Balayya

Pokiri: Evadi cinima chusthe, dimma dirigi mind block avuthundo vaade ballayy

Aadi: Ammathodu addanga narukkunta Avadikanna Balayya theliyaka pothey? 

Joke-10

BALLAYA KI PELLI PELLI CHUPULU………….

Balayya – Entha varaku chadivavu

Ammayi: B.A

Balayya – chadivinave 2 mukkalu avi kuda malla reverse lona….!!!!!!!!! 

Joke-11

Balayya – “batta tala” vunte chala goppa vallu avtaranta nijamena???

Lecturer – “Cheviti na kodaka ‘batta tala’ kadu ra ‘pattudala’ 

Joke-12

Once a Donkey Kicked Balayya & Ran away.

Balayya started chasing & found a zebra & started beating by saying

“dress maruste kanipettalena !!!!!!!!!!!! 

Joke-13

Aghora tells ballaya abt magadheera

“vadu mande agni golam la kanipistadu”

Balayya – Mari Tuesday ela untadu?

AGHORA: Inko 400 years ayna nuv marav ra baaliga 

Joke-14

Jr.NTR – Adenti babai pinni pregnant kada mari delivari ki hospital kakunda pizza shop ki enduku teeskellav?

Balayya – Aare pizza shop lo delivery free anta ra….!!!!!!! 

Joke-15

Balayya – Arey na lover ki msg pampali ra.

Jr NTR – BABAI NEN PAMPISTA na mobile ivu.

Balayya – Aare jagrata hand writing teda rakunda chudu..!!! 

Joke-16

Ballaya calling 2 customer care, a girl received the call

Balayya – hello evaru?

Girl – I am sita

Balayya – Ayyo devuda..idhi AYODHYA ki vellinda!! Sorry sitamma !!!!! 

Joke-17

Jr NTR – Babai 4 x 3 entha ????

Balayya – Adhi kooda teliyadanu kunnava 4 x 3 = 12 ra.

Jr NTR – Aithe 3 x 4 entha ???

Balayya – abbaa question reverse ga adigithe answer cheppa lenani anukunnava ??? 3 x 4 = 21 

Joke-18

Yamudu – I’m Going to Take ur life . Tell ur last wish

Balayya – pls come and watch my film : simha

Yamudu – Rascal.. Nenu neeku Sketch veste, nuvvu naaku sketch vesthava ??? 

Joke-19

Balayya Proposes her college mate : Rani I LOVE YOU!!

RANI – Poyi Principal ki cheptha.

Balayya – Principal ki already pelli ayipoyindha gaaa..

Joke-20

Once Balayya & Jr.NTR will go to shop for re-charging mobile with top up card

Shop Keeper – 30 Rs. Card re-charge chesukunte 26 Rs talk time vasthundhi.

Balayya – aithe migatha 4 Rs. Ki Biscuits ivvu

Jr NTR – Babai. Cream biscuits ivvamani cheppu 

Joke-21

Once there was an offer in a shop “Take anything for Rs.1000 and get 1 saree free”..

Balayya goes into the shop takes change for Rs.1000 and asks for Free saree 

Joke-22

Balayya to Jr NTR – Velli chetlaki(Tree) ki nilu pattu

Jr NTR – It’s already raining.

Balayya – So what take an umbrella and go.

Jr NTR – Nuvu Keka babai 

Joke-23

Balayya – I’ll never marry in my life and I’ll give same advice to my children also 

Joke-24

Laxmi pranitha asked Jr NTR what sort of books you like

Jr NTR – Check books. 

Joke-25

Ballaya giving exam while standing at the door.

Jr NTR – Babai Why are you standing at the door?

Balayya – Abbai, I am giving entrance test 

Joke-26

Jr NTR – Babai nenu ivala Rs 1000/- odipoyanu

Balayya – Ela abbai

Jr NTR – Morning cricket match lo Rs 500/- bet kattanu, INDIA Match odipoyindhi

Balayya – Abbai 500 ee kada, maari migitha 500

Jr NTR – Night high lights mida 500 petta babai, malli odipoyindhi 

Joke-27

Balayya participated in cycle race..Baaga thokkadu kani Odipoyadu

Jr NTR – Enduku odipoyawu babai

Balayya – Evado cycle ki stand vesadu ra.. 

Joke-28

BREAKING NEWS

ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE…..!!

Balayya – PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI. CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Joke-29

Lecturer asked Jy NTR as:

THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF BALAYYA WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????

Jr NTR – - BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE… 

Joke-30

Lecturer asked Jy NTR as:

THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY what?

Jr NTR – - Thet are Babai PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Joke-31

DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:

WHEN BALAYYA STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON.

THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE………!!!!! 

Joke-32

Lecturer asked Jy NTR as:

Do you know what Ghajini never forgets?

Jr NTR – - GHAJINI never forgets BALAYYA name!!!! Ghajini has a tatto with Babai name on his soul 

Joke-33

Balayyas next project.

Titanic in Telugu .

Climax revised.

Both survive. Balayya swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and Titanic in the other. 

Joke-34

THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS TO BALAYYA AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLES FOCUS AWAY FROM THEM!!!!! :p 

Joke-35

Balayya gets an message on his cell:

kannayya your son is dead

Balayya jumps from the 50th floor

at 45th floor he remembers that he did not have a son

at 23rd floor he remmebers that he is not married

at 3rd floor “shit my name is not kannayya it is Balayya” 

Joke-36 

Joke-36

Jr NTR asked Balayya do you know MS Office?

Balayya – Give me the address, i will GO 

Joke-37

Ballaya buy coffee for Jr NTR

Ballaya says… Drink quickly..

Jr NTR – Enduku babai

Balayya – says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10 

Joke-38

American – Do any great man born your village??

Balayya – No only small babies born here. 

Joke-39

Once Balayya attended an Interview.

Interviewer – Give me the opposite words.

Balayya – Ok

Interviewer – Made in India

Balayya – Destroyed in Pakistan

Interviewer – Good Keep it Up

Balayya – Bad Put it Down

Interviewer – Maxi Mum

Balayya – Mini Dad

Interviewer – Enough! Take your Seat

Balayya – Insufficient! Don’t take my seat

Interviewer – Idiot! Take your seat

Balayya – Clever! Don’t take my seat

Interviewer – I say you get out!

Balayya – You didn’t say I come in

Interviewer – I reject you!

Balayya – You appoint me 

Joke-40

Jr.Ntr&balaya walking on the road.

They saw 1000Rs note on the road.

Jr NTR – Manam fifty fifty theesukundam babai.

Balayya – Migilina 900 em chedam ra 

Joke-41

Balakrishna went to cloth market

Balayya – Manchi cloth chupinchandi..

Salesman – plane lo chupinch mantara….

Balayya – Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu… 

Joke-42

Interviewer – Me birth place ekkda…?

Balayya – Tiruvnannthapuram….

Interviewer – Tell me the spelling…?

Balayya – Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu… 

Joke-43

NTR – Babai ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..

Balayya – : Endukura …?

NTR – Battery blast avutundanta…

Balayya – Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battery teesi charging Pettanu… 

Joke-44

NTR – Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu…?

Balayya – Side effects rakunda untayani..

NTR – Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai…?

Balayya – Abundance na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna… 

Joke-45

“SPIDER MAN” remaking BALAIAH and the Title will be.

“SEEMALO SALEPURUGU”

CAPTION: Veedu paakaledu yem Peekaledu

Story - Give without expecting anything in Return

Worth Reading...

Once Krishna and Arjuna were walking towards a village. Arjuna was pestering Krishna, asking him why Karna should be considered an unparallelled Donor & not him ?

Krishna, turned two mountains into gold. 

Then said,  "Arjuna, distribute these two gold mountains among villagers, but you must donate every bit of it ". 

Arjuna went into the village, and proclaimed he was going to donate gold to every villager, and asked them to gather near the mountain. The villagers sang his praises and Arjuna walked towards the mountains with a huffed up chest. 

For two days and two nights Arjuna shovelled gold from the mountain and donated to each villager. The mountains did not diminish in the slightest.

Most villagers came back and stood in queue within minutes. Now Arjuna was exhausted, but not ready to let go of his  Ego, told Krishna he couldn't go on any longer without rest. 

Then Krishna called Karna and told him to donate every bit of the two gold mountains.

Karna called the  villagers,  and said "Those two Gold mountains are yours. " and walked away.

Arjuna sat dumbfounded. Why hadn't this thought occurred to him? 

Krishna smiled mischievously and told him "Arjuna, subconsciously, you were attracted to the gold, you regretfully gave it away to each villager, giving them what you thought was a generous amount. Thus the size of your donation to each villager depended only on your imagination. 

Karna holds no such reservations. Look at him walking away after giving away a fortune, he doesn't expect people to sing his praises, he doesn't even care if people talk good or bad about him behind his back. That is the sign of a man already on the path of enlightenment".

Giving with an Expectation of a Return in the form of a Compliment or Thanks is not a Gift, then it becomes a Trade. 

" Give without expecting anything in Return."

Givers Gain 👌

Office positions compared with Mahabharata characters

Got this excellent forward. Office goers can relate

Dronacharya: 

The Mentor. The employee who doesn't like working himself but is always ready to guide and train new joiners.

Bhishma: 

The Loyal. The employee in a relatively senior position who happily assists the boss in spite of knowing his incompetence (because of some strange oath maybe)

Dhritarashtra: 

The blind boss. He knows that everything is wrong with his project but will still let it function, without making any changes to the current processes.

Gandhari: 

The Yesmen/Women. Boss's immediate juniors who know that they are a part of an evil plan but will stay blindfolded and pretend as if nothing is happening.

Yuddhisthira: 

The ethical guy. Poor chap would never fudge timesheets and call in sick only when he is dying.

Bheema: 

The angry resource. Always ready to pick up a fight with his peers, subordinates or even the bosses.

Arjuna:

The cool dude. The star performer who also knows how to sell his skills. A natural charmer, very famous among the ladies.

Nakul & Sahdev: 

The good average resource. No one notices them. They keep doing their work and get average appraisals.

Duryodhana:

The Bully. Knows how to get work done, by hook or by crook. Doesn't mind threatening the likes of Nakul and Sahdev to get his work done.

Karna: 

The unsung hero. The best performer in the office but never claims credit for his work. Stays an unsung hero for all his life. Girls take him for a snobbish nerd.

Shakuni: 

The evil plotter. Copies management in every mail. Escalates every trivial issue, sometimes to take credits and sometimes purely for fun.

Dhristadyumna: 

The One inning wonder. The one who performs an extraordinary feat, and then basks in the glory of it for the rest of his life.

Draupadi: 

The shared resource. Keeps hopping projects on boss's advice.

Krishna: 

The Ultimate Boss (MD/CEO) who knows that it is his game while he makes everyone believe that they are playing important roles too.

Who says history never repeats itself? It does, everyday.....in the office.

Two minute management course.

Two minute management course.

Lesson One

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.

Management Lesson - To be sitting doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lessons - 

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends the two-minute management course.

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!! 😂💕😂

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!! 😂💕😂

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started....

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So, I took her to a petrol pump

And then the fight started....

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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'

I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'

And then the fight started....

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."

So I took her to the kitchen.

And then the fight started....

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Dedicated to all 

couples..

I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started 😜

Thought provoking article - God

Sharing an Interesting article:

Forwarding something interesting: regarding those who believe and those who don't believe in God ! Very interesting. It stimulates our lateral thinking :

This lovely parable is from "Your Sacred Self" by Dr. Wayne Dyer. 

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?”The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.”

“Nonsense” said the first. “There is no life after delivery. What kind of life would that be?”

The second said, “I don’t know, but there will be more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our legs and eat from our mouths. Maybe we will have other senses that we can’t understand now.”

The first replied, “That is absurd. Walking is impossible. And eating with our mouths? Ridiculous! The umbilical cord supplies nutrition and everything we need. But the umbilical cord is so short. Life after delivery is to be logically excluded.”

The second insisted, “Well I think there is something and maybe it’s different than it is here. Maybe we won’t need this physical cord anymore.”

The first replied, “Nonsense. And moreover if there is life, then why has no one has ever come back from there? Delivery is the end of life, and in the after-delivery there is nothing but darkness and silence and oblivion. It takes us nowhere.”

“Well, I don’t know,” said the second, “but certainly we will meet Mother and she will take care of us.”

The first replied “Mother? You actually believe in Mother? That’s laughable. If Mother exists then where is She now?”

The second said, “She is all around us. We are surrounded by her. We are of Her. It is in Her that we live. Without Her this world would not and could not exist.”

Said the first: “Well I don’t see Her, so it is only logical that She doesn’t exist.”

To which the second replied, “Sometimes, when you’re in silence and you focus and you really listen, you can perceive Her presence, and you can hear Her loving voice, calling down from above.”