17/08/15 8:32:50 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: 🌀Leave applications.🌀
(murdering english language)
🌀Infosys, Bangalore:🌀
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave."
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🌀Oracle, Bangalore:🌀
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
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🌀Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
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🌀From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave."
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🌀Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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🌀A leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
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🌀A leave letter to a headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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🌀Another letter written to a headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
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🌀Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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🌀Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..."
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🌀Actual application for leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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🌀Telegram sent by a Rural br.manager to Zonal office-
"wife serious, send substitute!"
Laugh and pass...
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Monday, August 17, 2015
Sunday, August 16, 2015
Answer to tiger puzzle
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How many tiger faces are there in this pic?
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Thursday, August 13, 2015
Good quote #quotation
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Nice message on how u take life!! #message
13/08/15 9:53:52 pm: Bhargavi Suggu: 🌷 NICE MESSAGE 🌷
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A famous writer was in his study room. He picked up his pen and started writing :
**Last year, I had a surgery and my gall bladder was removed. I had to stay stuck to the bed due to this surgery for a long time.
**The same year I reached the age of 60 years and had to give up my favourite job. I had spent 30 years of my life in this publishing company.
**The same year I experienced the sorrow of the death of my father.
**And in the same year my son failed in his medical exam because he had a car accident. He had to stay in bed at hospital with the cast on for several days. The destruction of car was another loss.
At the end....He wrote :
Alas..! It was such bad year !!
When the writer's wife entered the room, she found her husband looking sad lost in his thoughts. From behind his back she read what was written on the paper. She left the room silently and came back with another paper and placed it on side of her husband's writing.
When the writer saw this paper, he found this name written on it with following lines :
**Last year I finally got rid of my gall bladder due to which I had spent years in pain....
**I turned 60 with sound health and got retired from my job. Now I can utilize my time to write something better with more focus and peace.....
**The same year my father, at the age of 95, without depending on anyone or without any critical condition met his Creator.....
**The same year, God blessed my son with a new life. My car was destroyed but my son stayed alive without getting any disability......
At the end.... She wrote :
This year was an immense blessing of God and it passed well !!!
The writer was indeed happy and amazed at such beautiful and encouraging interpretation of the happenings happened in his life in that year !!!
Moral :
In daily lives we must see that its not happiness that makes us grateful but gratefulness that makes us happy.!
To all my lovely friends,
Think positive.....
Be happy...
Stay Blessed..!!!!!
Sent from my iPhone
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A famous writer was in his study room. He picked up his pen and started writing :
**Last year, I had a surgery and my gall bladder was removed. I had to stay stuck to the bed due to this surgery for a long time.
**The same year I reached the age of 60 years and had to give up my favourite job. I had spent 30 years of my life in this publishing company.
**The same year I experienced the sorrow of the death of my father.
**And in the same year my son failed in his medical exam because he had a car accident. He had to stay in bed at hospital with the cast on for several days. The destruction of car was another loss.
At the end....He wrote :
Alas..! It was such bad year !!
When the writer's wife entered the room, she found her husband looking sad lost in his thoughts. From behind his back she read what was written on the paper. She left the room silently and came back with another paper and placed it on side of her husband's writing.
When the writer saw this paper, he found this name written on it with following lines :
**Last year I finally got rid of my gall bladder due to which I had spent years in pain....
**I turned 60 with sound health and got retired from my job. Now I can utilize my time to write something better with more focus and peace.....
**The same year my father, at the age of 95, without depending on anyone or without any critical condition met his Creator.....
**The same year, God blessed my son with a new life. My car was destroyed but my son stayed alive without getting any disability......
At the end.... She wrote :
This year was an immense blessing of God and it passed well !!!
The writer was indeed happy and amazed at such beautiful and encouraging interpretation of the happenings happened in his life in that year !!!
Moral :
In daily lives we must see that its not happiness that makes us grateful but gratefulness that makes us happy.!
To all my lovely friends,
Think positive.....
Be happy...
Stay Blessed..!!!!!
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Saturday, August 8, 2015
Santa Singh jokes #jokes
08/08/15 10:03:21 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: ?-----------------
♦ 🔍💊🔦💊🔍-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu❓❓😄
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♦👳👳👳👳Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta : Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega😃😃😛
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♦👳😛👳😛👳Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa : Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!👔👘👗👔👚👕👔
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♦💢💢💢💊💊💊
Doctor : Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa : Sir i play football, cricket,daily.
Doctor : how long do you play?
Santa : until d battery in my mobile goes down !! 😄📱📱📱
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♦ Techer 👩pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.?
Student- mendak.🐸
Tech- very good, baki char bolo. .
Student- uski maa 🐸,
uska baap 🐸,
uski behan 🐸 aur
uska bhai 🐸..
😝😜😄😛😃😀😀😊😝😜😛😝😄😃😀
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♦Santa's Son was filling an application form.
Son : papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa : Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..😜😂
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♦ 🔍💊🔦💊🔍-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu❓❓😄
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♦👳👳👳👳Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta : Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega😃😃😛
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♦👳😛👳😛👳Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa : Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!👔👘👗👔👚👕👔
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♦💢💢💢💊💊💊
Doctor : Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa : Sir i play football, cricket,daily.
Doctor : how long do you play?
Santa : until d battery in my mobile goes down !! 😄📱📱📱
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♦ Techer 👩pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.?
Student- mendak.🐸
Tech- very good, baki char bolo. .
Student- uski maa 🐸,
uska baap 🐸,
uski behan 🐸 aur
uska bhai 🐸..
😝😜😄😛😃😀😀😊😝😜😛😝😄😃😀
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♦Santa's Son was filling an application form.
Son : papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa : Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..😜😂
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Tuesday, August 4, 2015
Good joke on news reporters #joke
05/08/15 11:12:52 am: Sattipandu: ఒక పత్రికా విలేఖరి ఒక రైతును ఇంటర్వ్యూ
చేస్తున్నాడు.
విలేఖరి: మీ మేకలకు మీరు ఏం పెడతారు..?
రైతు : నల్లమేకకా.., తెల్లమేకకా..?
వి : నల్లమేకకు..
రై : గడ్డి..
వి : మరి తెల్లమేకకు..?
రై : గడ్డి..
వి : మీరు మీ మేకలను ఎక్కడ కట్టేస్తారు..?
రై : నల్లమేకనా.., తెల్లమేకనా..?
వి : నల్లమేకను..
రై : బయటి వసారాలో..!!
వి : మరి తెల్లమేకను..?
రై : దాన్ని కూడా బయటి వసారాలో..!!
వి : వీటికి స్నానం ఎలా చేయిస్తారు..?
రై : నల్లమేకకా.., తెల్లమేకకా..?
వి : నల్లమేకకు..
రై : నీటితో..
వి : మరి తెల్లమేకకు..?
రై : దానికి కూడా నీటితో..!!
వి : నీకసలు బుధ్ధి వుందా..? రెండిటికీ ఒకేలా
చేస్తున్నప్పుడు అస్తమానూ నల్లమేకకా..,
తెల్లమేకకా అని ఎందుకడుగుతున్నావు..?
రై : ఎందుకంటే నల్లమేక నాది.
వి: మరి తెల్లమేక..?
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రై : అదికూడా నాదే..!!
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విలేఖరి తల గోడకేసి కొట్టుకున్నాడు.
రైతు నవ్వుతూ అన్నాడు..
ఇప్పుడర్థమైందా.. మీరు టివిలో ఒకే వార్త తిప్పి
తిప్పి గంటలు గంటలు చూపిస్తూంటే మా
ప్రేక్షకులకి ఎలా వుంటుందో..?
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చేస్తున్నాడు.
విలేఖరి: మీ మేకలకు మీరు ఏం పెడతారు..?
రైతు : నల్లమేకకా.., తెల్లమేకకా..?
వి : నల్లమేకకు..
రై : గడ్డి..
వి : మరి తెల్లమేకకు..?
రై : గడ్డి..
వి : మీరు మీ మేకలను ఎక్కడ కట్టేస్తారు..?
రై : నల్లమేకనా.., తెల్లమేకనా..?
వి : నల్లమేకను..
రై : బయటి వసారాలో..!!
వి : మరి తెల్లమేకను..?
రై : దాన్ని కూడా బయటి వసారాలో..!!
వి : వీటికి స్నానం ఎలా చేయిస్తారు..?
రై : నల్లమేకకా.., తెల్లమేకకా..?
వి : నల్లమేకకు..
రై : నీటితో..
వి : మరి తెల్లమేకకు..?
రై : దానికి కూడా నీటితో..!!
వి : నీకసలు బుధ్ధి వుందా..? రెండిటికీ ఒకేలా
చేస్తున్నప్పుడు అస్తమానూ నల్లమేకకా..,
తెల్లమేకకా అని ఎందుకడుగుతున్నావు..?
రై : ఎందుకంటే నల్లమేక నాది.
వి: మరి తెల్లమేక..?
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రై : అదికూడా నాదే..!!
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విలేఖరి తల గోడకేసి కొట్టుకున్నాడు.
రైతు నవ్వుతూ అన్నాడు..
ఇప్పుడర్థమైందా.. మీరు టివిలో ఒకే వార్త తిప్పి
తిప్పి గంటలు గంటలు చూపిస్తూంటే మా
ప్రేక్షకులకి ఎలా వుంటుందో..?
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Monday, August 3, 2015
Identify movie names with symbols #puzzle
03/08/15 10:34:48 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: 👌👌👌👏👏👏🙏🙏
03/08/15 10:36:52 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: Entertainment question
Guess movie names:
1.👀➕🙏⌚
2.🏆💵💽💃
3.🔇💞
4.🔪👩👱
5.👵📡🏆🚶
6.💋⚽🌺
7.🏆🐥
8.💭😲😵de
9.👧🏡💰🌸🌳
10.🚓👀❎
12.⏪🔔
13.♣👳
14👵🏤🚶❓
15🏃👨🏃
03/08/15 10:47:42 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: Can you find a seven digit number which describes itself as follows...
The first digit is the number of zeros in the number. The second digit is the number of ones in the number, etc. For example, in the number 21200, there are 2 zeros, 1 one, 2 twos, 0 threes and 0 fours.
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03/08/15 10:36:52 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: Entertainment question
Guess movie names:
1.👀➕🙏⌚
2.🏆💵💽💃
3.🔇💞
4.🔪👩👱
5.👵📡🏆🚶
6.💋⚽🌺
7.🏆🐥
8.💭😲😵de
9.👧🏡💰🌸🌳
10.🚓👀❎
12.⏪🔔
13.♣👳
14👵🏤🚶❓
15🏃👨🏃
03/08/15 10:47:42 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: Can you find a seven digit number which describes itself as follows...
The first digit is the number of zeros in the number. The second digit is the number of ones in the number, etc. For example, in the number 21200, there are 2 zeros, 1 one, 2 twos, 0 threes and 0 fours.
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Saturday, August 1, 2015
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