Can't stop laughing .................
Sardar's e-banking password was:
"ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal"
Banta: Dis much lengthy password?
Sardar: wat to do. Bank fellow told password should contain 5 character & 1 capital.
Banta: Dats ok. But, y Kejrival's name??
Sardar: Oh! One special character also should b there....😄😊😛😆😝😜😜
😂😂😂
Can't resist:
Teacher: 5 - 5 = how much?
Sudent is quiet…..
Teacher tries again: agar tere paas 5 idli hai aur main tere 5 idli le lu, tere paas kya bachega?
Student: sambar aur chutney....😃
Another gem from IIN
#2)
My friend sent this and I'm cracking .... Joke ::::
A man hunts a DEER, cooks it & serves it for dinner. 😎😘
He doesn't tell kids what it is and asks them to guess.😁
Kids ask him for some hint 😯😮
He gives them a Clue:
"It's what your Mom calls me..."😊😍
Youngest Son shouts:
"😱Koi mat khana...
KUTTA hai KUTTA...!"
#3)
A engineer was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop...
He went to him & said.. "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back"...So why do I get such a small salary? and u get huge sums....!
The doctor smiled at the engineer and came close to his ear and said.... "Try the same when the engine is running."
👌👏 classic!
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Continuation
.Engineer. Revenge
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The engineer smiled back came close to doctors ear and said
I can pick any dead engine and make it alive . . . . . . . But can you ???
👌👏 Not only classic but Epic 😂😂👍
Wife: Meri sharafat dekho..
Maine tumhe dekhe bagair shaadi karli...
Husband: Aur meri sharafat dekho..
Maine dekh kar bhi inkaar nahi kiya..
😝😝😝😝😝😝
Wife: Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Husband: Behen hai..!
Wife: To fir itni dheemi aawaz mein kis liye?
Husband: Teri hai is liye.. 😰😰😂😂😂
WIFE: Suno ji, agar tumhare baal isi raftaar se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!!
Pati: Ya Allah, aur main paagal inko bachaane ki koshish kar raha tha.....
☺😝😱😏
Wife: Tum Saari Duniya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi......
Husband: Tum Kya Samajhti Ho? Main Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..
😛😜😂😝😛
Taxiwala:-
"Saheb Break fail ho gayi hai, Gaadi rukti nahi, kya karu?"
Passenger :- "PEHLE TU METER BAND KAR.!"
😂😂😝😂😂
Why Hindu Law doesn't permit second marriage?
Answer:- Indian Constitution article 20(2) says: "No human can be punished twice for the same offence..😊😊😊😊😊😊
Jagjit Singh singing- Yeh daulat bhi lelo, yeh shaurat bhi lelo..
Suddenly Santa stands up & says-Main toh bahut pareshan hoon, meri toh aurat bhi lelo....
😜😂😛😝😂😜
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Tufaani baarish Aadhi raat
Ek aadmi pizza hut se pizza lene gaya
Pizza wala:- aap married ho??
Aadmi:- saale, aise tufaan me kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi..
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Difference between talent and god’s gift:
A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
-This is talent.
A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
-This is god’s gift. 😜
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Bhikhari (Car mein bethi lady se): "Madam 10 Rs dedo..!" Lady ne paise de diye... . . Bhikhari jane laga tabi... . . Lady boli:- Baba Dua To Dete Jao..! . . . . Bhikhari:- BMW Mein To Baithi Hai Moti... Ab Kya... "Rocket Pe Baithegi..!!!" 😆😆😆😆
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TV Reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha:
Jab Bomb gira to kya vo jor se gira?
Zakhmi gusse me:
Nahi Saale, vo rengta hua mere paas aya aur sharma k bola..... dhummm.
😂😂😂😂
Ek Engineer ko Job nahi mili
to usne ek clinic khola or likha
300 Rs. me elaaj karvaye
elaaj nahi hua to 1000 Rs. wapas
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Ek Doctor ne socha 1000 Rs. kamane ka bahut
accha mauka hai
wo clinic me gaya or bola
Doctor : Mujhe kisi bhi chiz ka swad nahi aata
Engineer : box no. 22 me se dawai nikalo or 3 bund
pilado ( Nurs ne piladi )
Doctor : ye to petrol hai
Engineer : Mubarak ho aapko swad aa gaya
laao 300 Rs.
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Doctor ko gussa aa gaya
kuch din baad wapas gaya
purane paise wasulne
Doctor : Meri yaad-daast kamzor ho gayi hai
Engineer Nurs se : boox no. 22 me se dawai nikalo
or 3 bund pilao
Doctor : lekin wo dawai to zuban ke taste ke liye
hai
Engineer : Ye lo tumhari yaad-daast wapas aa gayi
laao 300 Rs.
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Kuch din baad Doctor gusse me gaya
Doctor : Meri nazar kamzor ho gayi hai
Engineer : Iski dawai mere pass nahi hai
Ye lo 1000 Rs.
Doctor : Lekin ye to 100 kaa note hai
Engineer : Aa gayi nazar
Laa 300 Rs.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
😂Joke time 😂
If a tiger🐯 attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife at the same time, whom would u save? .........
SANTA : Ofcourse,
The tiger🐯.. very few are left..!!!!
🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅
Once Again Our SARDAR wins English Quiz Contest With His Terrific Reply...!!
Question:-Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..??
Sardar:- ANDAR SE DO NA...!
🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅
Who is the leader of Ducks ???
Santa: Frog
Why?
Because Frog is Mainduck!
🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅
Santa in police office: ye photos kiski hain ???
Police officer: yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai.
SANTA: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na.:)
🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅
Ek sardar ka RADIO📻 kharab ho gaya,
khol k dekha to under CHHUHA🐭 mra hua tha,
dekh k sardar bola:AE lo,chalega kaise.
🎤SINGER to mar gaya. .
🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅
Santa: Ye bata ki duniya🌏 me kitne desh hai?
Banta: Kar di na pagalo wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai!
🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅
Santa: saala kal raat 3 ghanta
English film dekhi….
Na koi scene dikhi,
Na koi aawaz suni.
Friend: film ka naam kya tha?
Santa: "No Disc Inserted"
🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅
Santa samundar me dahi dal raha tha
Banta-kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-lassi bana raha hu!
Banta-teri isi harkato se log humpe haste hai,
ab itni lassi kon piyega be?
🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅
Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki nadiyo k naam hai
to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao??
Pappu : "Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana
😜😜😝😝
😂😂😂😂😂
Abhi Abhi naya aaya hai, share karo or hanssi phehalaana 😝😂😜👍
MUNNA & CIRCUIT
😂😂😂
Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
😜
Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
😜
Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
😜
Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
😜
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