27/06/15 8:18:10 am: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: A little story of a C.A.'s wife.
There was a C.A., who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife...
"When I die, I want you to
take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to
promise him, with all of her heart.
He died soon.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there, dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the obedient wife said:- "Wait just a moment!'
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.
Then her friend said:- "Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied:- "Listen, I'm a wife; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"
"I sure did," said the loyal
wife. "I got all the money together, put it into my account, and wrote him a Cheque.... I put the Cheque in the casket. Now it is up to him to encash the Cheque. If he can cash it, then he can spend it."
Wife kiski thi ??
C.A. ki......!!
😜😂😂
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Friday, June 26, 2015
Super insults #niceJokes
26/06/15 8:44:09 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: Super insults (2) :
Smart answer by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'
Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
😜😜😜
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......
😂😂😂
😝😝😝😝😝😝
..................................
Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know 😏
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
..........................................
A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
😂😂😝😜
🎉💐🍻🎭🎷🌾🌾💃😃😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👍👍
👆Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: 😨😠😡
Salesman: 😆😝😂
-------------------------------------------------
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!! 😄😃😜😝
👌😂😜😃😄
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase
😜😂😝🍻👍
Dont laugh alone. Pass it on 😂😂😂 to ur buddies...
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Smart answer by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'
Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
😜😜😜
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......
😂😂😂
😝😝😝😝😝😝
..................................
Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know 😏
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
..........................................
A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
😂😂😝😜
🎉💐🍻🎭🎷🌾🌾💃😃😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👍👍
👆Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: 😨😠😡
Salesman: 😆😝😂
-------------------------------------------------
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!! 😄😃😜😝
👌😂😜😃😄
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase
😜😂😝🍻👍
Dont laugh alone. Pass it on 😂😂😂 to ur buddies...
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Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Six little stories #goodOnes
23/06/15 8:52:21 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: 6 LITTLE🌱STORIES
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🌾
{ 1 }
ONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
👇
That's
FAITH
-----------------
🌾
{ 2 }
WHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.
👇
That's
TRUST
------------------
🌾
{ 3 }
EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next
Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.
👇
That's
HOPE
-----------------
🌾
{ 4 }
WE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.
👇
That's
CONFIDENCE
-------------------
🌾
{ 5 }
WE See the world suffering.
But still we get Married.
👇
That's
LOVE.
--------------------
🌾
{6}
On an Old Man's shirt was written a cute sentence
'I Am Not 60 Years Old.., I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience.'
👇
That's
ATTITUDE
------------
Do live your life like 6stories
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-----:-:-:-:-:----
🌾
{ 1 }
ONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
👇
That's
FAITH
-----------------
🌾
{ 2 }
WHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.
👇
That's
TRUST
------------------
🌾
{ 3 }
EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next
Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.
👇
That's
HOPE
-----------------
🌾
{ 4 }
WE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.
👇
That's
CONFIDENCE
-------------------
🌾
{ 5 }
WE See the world suffering.
But still we get Married.
👇
That's
LOVE.
--------------------
🌾
{6}
On an Old Man's shirt was written a cute sentence
'I Am Not 60 Years Old.., I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience.'
👇
That's
ATTITUDE
------------
Do live your life like 6stories
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Nice message - don't worry keep smiling
23/06/15 7:33:52 pm: Srikant Kancherla: A joker told the audience a wonderful joke and all the people started laughing...
Joker repeated the same joke and only few people laughed..????
He again repeated the same joke but this time no one laughed...??????
Then he told these beautiful lines...;
" when you cannot laugh on the same joke again and again...
then why do you cry again and again on the same worry"
So enjoy your every moment of life..!!
Life is beautiful??????
Today is Charlie Chaplin's 125th birthday - a good day to recollect his 3 heart-touching statements:-
(1) Nothing permanent in this world, not even our troubles.
(2) I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears.
(3) The most wasted day in life is the day in which we have not laughed.
Keep smiling and pass this message to everyone whom you want to see smiling.
Sent from my iPhone
Joker repeated the same joke and only few people laughed..????
He again repeated the same joke but this time no one laughed...??????
Then he told these beautiful lines...;
" when you cannot laugh on the same joke again and again...
then why do you cry again and again on the same worry"
So enjoy your every moment of life..!!
Life is beautiful??????
Today is Charlie Chaplin's 125th birthday - a good day to recollect his 3 heart-touching statements:-
(1) Nothing permanent in this world, not even our troubles.
(2) I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears.
(3) The most wasted day in life is the day in which we have not laughed.
Keep smiling and pass this message to everyone whom you want to see smiling.
Sent from my iPhone
Why couples fight?
23/06/15 3:05:06 pm: Chaitanya Ramani Akka Son: WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!! 😂💕😂
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started....
*************************
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started....
***************************
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started....
***************************
My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'
And then the fight started....
***************************
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen.
And then the fight started....
***************************
Dedicated to all married couples.. But don't send to all
I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started....
23/06/15 3:05:57 pm: Chaitanya Ramani Akka Son: No offense just ready and laugh nd forget...
23/06/15 3:06:04 pm: Chaitanya Ramani Akka Son: Just read...
Sent from my iPhone
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started....
*************************
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started....
***************************
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started....
***************************
My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'
And then the fight started....
***************************
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen.
And then the fight started....
***************************
Dedicated to all married couples.. But don't send to all
I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started....
23/06/15 3:05:57 pm: Chaitanya Ramani Akka Son: No offense just ready and laugh nd forget...
23/06/15 3:06:04 pm: Chaitanya Ramani Akka Son: Just read...
Sent from my iPhone
Monday, June 22, 2015
Prove that 2/10 is 2. #logic #joke
Get WhatsApp for your iPhone, Android, Nokia, BlackBerry or Windows Phone today: https://www.whatsapp.com/dl/
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6 little stories
22/06/15 4:50:24 pm: LVV Vidyasagar Bhimili Classmate: 6 LITTLE🌱STORIES
-----:-:-:-:-:----
🌾
{ 1 }
ONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
👇
That's
FAITH
-----------------
🌾
{ 2 }
WHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.
👇
That's
TRUST
------------------
🌾
{ 3 }
EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.
👇
That's
HOPE
-----------------
🌾
{ 4 }
WE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.
👇
That's
CONFIDENCE
-------------------
🌾
{ 5 }
WE See the world suffering.
But still we get Married.
👇
That's
LOVE.
--------------------
🌾
{6}
On an Old Man's shirt was written a cute sentence
'I Am Not 60 Years Old.., I Am Sweet 16 with 44. years Experience.'
👇
That's
ATTITUDE
Sent from my iPhone
-----:-:-:-:-:----
🌾
{ 1 }
ONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
👇
That's
FAITH
-----------------
🌾
{ 2 }
WHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.
👇
That's
TRUST
------------------
🌾
{ 3 }
EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.
👇
That's
HOPE
-----------------
🌾
{ 4 }
WE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.
👇
That's
CONFIDENCE
-------------------
🌾
{ 5 }
WE See the world suffering.
But still we get Married.
👇
That's
LOVE.
--------------------
🌾
{6}
On an Old Man's shirt was written a cute sentence
'I Am Not 60 Years Old.., I Am Sweet 16 with 44. years Experience.'
👇
That's
ATTITUDE
Sent from my iPhone
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