Trouble tree #inspiration

12/05/16, 12:11:45 PM: Chandu Battula: worth sharing

"I hired a plumber to help me repair an old farmhouse.
He already had a rough and tiresome day.
* a flat tire
* his electric drill fault
* his old car broke down.
* his tiffin was spoilt
* he lost his wallet
* his bank was calling for loan repayments

In all the tension and stress he finished my repairs.

Since his car broke down, I drove him home.
While I drove him home, he sat silently, but I could mark his agony
and restlessness.

On arriving, he invited me in to meet his family.
As we walked toward the front door, he paused at a small tree,
touching the tips of the branches with both hands and closed his eyes.

When the door opened, he was smiling and happy.
In seconds he underwent an amazing transformation.

He hugged his two small children, gave his wife a kiss, laughed, and
never even slightly made them feel the troubles that he had
encountered that day.

I was astonished and curious. Seeing my inquisitive eyes he said, "Oh,
that's my Trouble Tree. My best friend. My trouble carrier for the
night".
He replied. "I know I can't help having troubles on the job, but one
thing's for sure. Those troubles don't belong in the house with my
wife and the children. So I just hang them up on the tree every night
when I come home and ask God to take care of them. Then in the morning
I pick them up again."
He smiled and shared a secret. He said, "when I come out in the
morning to pick 'em up, there aren't nearly as many as I remember
hanging there the night before!!"

Life may be a burden of worries, but there is a way to keep our loved
ones untouched from these worries.

Time will heal every wound.

Whoever is tensed today,
look for a tree 🌳

Sardarji Jokes #sardar #jokes

10/05/16, 10:05:40 AM: Srikant Kancherla: Rocking SARDARS back again!

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe___ EVERY YEAR
😬😆


Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
👳


One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
😜😨

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
😖😠

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
😝😜✌

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
🙌👉😝😁


Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
💘😜😝

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
😘😍


Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
😳👂😂

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
😭😂✨

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
👏😜😝
keep smiling!!

What to ask God?

Good way of delivering impactful message

14/04/16, 12:01:48 AM: RAVI Battula: Pure genius! Must Read!

One of the richest and most powerful men in Brazil, Thane Chiquinho
Scarpa, made waves when he announced plans to bury his million-dollar
Bentley, so he could drive around his afterlife in style. He received
lots of media attention, mostly negative and was severely criticized
for the extravagant gesture and wasting of a precious commodity. Why
wouldn't he donate the car to charity? How out of touch with reality
is this guy? He still went ahead with the ceremony.

But, there's a twist. (Of course there is. Why else would I be
covering this story?)

Moments before lowering the car in the ground prepared for the burial
of his Bentley,he declared that he wouldn't bury his car and then
revealed his genuine motive for the drama: Just to create awareness
for organ donation.

"People condemn me because I wanted to bury a million dollar Bentley,
in fact most people bury something a lot more valuable than my car,"
Scarpa said during a speech at the ceremony. "They bury hearts,
livers, lungs, eyes, kidneys. This is absurd. So many people waiting
for a transplant and you bury your healthy organs that could save so
many lives!"
Think about it.

Alphabets of advice #goodlines

09/04/16, 4:38:10 AM: LVV Vidyasagar Bhimili Classmate: Old man has 8
hair on his head.

He went to Barber shop.

Barber in anger asked:

shall i cut or count ?

Old man smiled and said:

"Colour it!"

LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling

If you feel STRESSED,

Give yourself A Break.

Enjoy Some..

Icecream

Choclates

Candy

Cake

Why?

B'Coz

STRESSED ka Ulta Spelling

DESSERTS hota hai..

Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C

Avoid Boring Company..

D E F

Don't Entertain Fools..

G H I

Go for High Ideas .

J K L M

Just Keep a friend like ME..

N O P

Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..

Q R S

Quit Reacting to Silly tales..

T U V

Tune Urself for ur Victory..

W X Y Z

We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

Very ....beautiful lines..

Ek acha frnd ek medicine ki tarah Hota hai

Lekin ek acha group pura medical store ki tarah Hota hai...👌🙏👍.

Great Contradictions

Identify famous personalities from this pic and answer sheets as well