Good joke on news reporters #joke

05/08/15 11:12:52 am: Sattipandu: ఒక పత్రికా విలేఖరి ఒక రైతును ఇంటర్వ్యూ
చేస్తున్నాడు.
విలేఖరి: మీ మేకలకు మీరు ఏం పెడతారు..?
రైతు : నల్లమేకకా.., తెల్లమేకకా..?
వి : నల్లమేకకు..
రై : గడ్డి..
వి : మరి తెల్లమేకకు..?
రై : గడ్డి..
వి : మీరు మీ మేకలను ఎక్కడ కట్టేస్తారు..?
రై : నల్లమేకనా.., తెల్లమేకనా..?
వి : నల్లమేకను..
రై : బయటి వసారాలో..!!
వి : మరి తెల్లమేకను..?
రై : దాన్ని కూడా బయటి వసారాలో..!!
వి : వీటికి స్నానం ఎలా చేయిస్తారు..?
రై : నల్లమేకకా.., తెల్లమేకకా..?
వి : నల్లమేకకు..
రై : నీటితో..
వి : మరి తెల్లమేకకు..?
రై : దానికి కూడా నీటితో..!!
వి : నీకసలు బుధ్ధి వుందా..? రెండిటికీ ఒకేలా
చేస్తున్నప్పుడు అస్తమానూ నల్లమేకకా..,
తెల్లమేకకా అని ఎందుకడుగుతున్నావు..?
రై : ఎందుకంటే నల్లమేక నాది.
వి: మరి తెల్లమేక..?
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రై : అదికూడా నాదే..!!
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విలేఖరి తల గోడకేసి కొట్టుకున్నాడు.
రైతు నవ్వుతూ అన్నాడు..
ఇప్పుడర్థమైందా.. మీరు టివిలో ఒకే వార్త తిప్పి
తిప్పి గంటలు గంటలు చూపిస్తూంటే మా
ప్రేక్షకులకి ఎలా వుంటుందో..?


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Identify movie names with symbols #puzzle

03/08/15 10:34:48 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: 👌👌👌👏👏👏🙏🙏
03/08/15 10:36:52 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: Entertainment question

Guess movie names:

1.👀➕🙏⌚
2.🏆💵💽💃
3.🔇💞
4.🔪👩👱
5.👵📡🏆🚶
6.💋⚽🌺
7.🏆🐥
8.💭😲😵de
9.👧🏡💰🌸🌳
10.🚓👀❎
12.⏪🔔
13.♣👳
14👵🏤🚶❓
15🏃👨🏃




03/08/15 10:47:42 pm: Bhaskar Rama Murthy Kattamuru: Can you find a seven digit number which describes itself as follows...

The first digit is the number of zeros in the number. The second digit is the number of ones in the number, etc. For example, in the number 21200, there are 2 zeros, 1 one, 2 twos, 0 threes and 0 fours.


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Solve this number puzzle

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Joke on wife's cooking.. #joke

01/08/15 10:10:26 am: Pavana Suryanarayanan: Dentist: Why one of your teeth is broken?
Man: I ate a very hardened chakli prepared by my wife Doctor!
Dentist: If it is so bad you should have refused to eat.
Man: Then all 32 teeth would have been broken Doctor😂😂
01/08/15 10:10:31 am: Pavana Suryanarayanan: Morn doc :)


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Word puzzles #puzzle

24/07/15 9:29:49 am: Bhargavi Suggu: Solve this riddle

I am a word of five letters!

If u remove my 1 letter i will be a country
If u remove my first 2 letters i will be opposite of the word
If u remove my first 3 letters i will be an article

Answer if u r mastermind!

Ans:_________❓❓❓❓❓
24/07/15 9:38:45 am: Sravanthi Ramani Akka Son: NOMAN


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Sardarji jokes

24/07/15 9:14:55 am: Srinivas Mantha: Employee: Sir, Banta Singh is standing outside your cabin with a bunch of underwears in a basket!

Boss: Oh shit! I told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 mins..
😱😳😂😂😂


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Moral story - karna vs Arjuna #story

24/07/15 5:01:43 am: Pavana Suryanarayanan: Worth Reading...

Once Krishna and Arjuna were walking towards a village. Arjuna was pestering Krishna, asking him why Karna should be considered an unparallelled Donor & not him ?

Krishna, turned two mountains into gold.

Then said, "Arjuna, distribute these two gold mountains among villagers, but you must donate every bit of it ".

Arjuna went into the village, and proclaimed he was going to donate gold to every villager, and asked them to gather near the mountain. The villagers sang his praises and Arjuna walked towards the mountains with a huffed up chest.

For two days and two nights Arjuna shovelled gold from the mountain and donated to each villager. The mountains did not diminish in the slightest.

Most villagers came back and stood in queue within minutes. Now Arjuna was exhausted, but not ready to let go of his Ego, told Krishna he couldn't go on any longer without rest.

Then Krishna called Karna and told him to donate every bit of the two gold mountains.

Karna called the villagers, and said "Those two Gold mountains are yours. " and walked away.

Arjuna sat dumbfounded. Why hadn't this thought occurred to him?

Krishna smiled mischievously and told him "Arjuna, subconsciously, you were attracted to the gold, you regretfully gave it away to each villager, giving them what you thought was a generous amount. Thus the size of your donation to each villager depended only on your imagination.

Karna holds no such reservations. Look at him walking away after giving away a fortune, he doesn't expect people to sing his praises, he doesn't even care if people talk good or bad about him behind his back. That is the sign of a man already on the path of enlightenment".

Giving with an Expectation of a Return in the form of a Compliment or Thanks is not a Gift, then it becomes a Trade.

" Give without expecting anything in Return.
Givers Gain 👌


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