Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Puzzle - crossing bridge in minimum time

A good puzzle....crack it...

Four friends A, B, C, D
Need to cross a bridge..
A maximum of 2 peoples can cross at a time..
It is night and they have just 1 lamp.
People that cross the bridge must carry the lamp to see the way..
A pair must walk together at the speed of slower person...

Speeds of
A: 1 minute to cross bridge
B: 2 minutes to cross bridge
C: 7 minutes to cross bridge
D: 10 minutes to cross bridge

Now question is... "what is the total minimum time required by all 4
friends to cross the bridge....?













Answer is 17.

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Trouble tree #inspiration

12/05/16, 12:11:45 PM: Chandu Battula: worth sharing

"I hired a plumber to help me repair an old farmhouse.
He already had a rough and tiresome day.
* a flat tire
* his electric drill fault
* his old car broke down.
* his tiffin was spoilt
* he lost his wallet
* his bank was calling for loan repayments

In all the tension and stress he finished my repairs.

Since his car broke down, I drove him home.
While I drove him home, he sat silently, but I could mark his agony
and restlessness.

On arriving, he invited me in to meet his family.
As we walked toward the front door, he paused at a small tree,
touching the tips of the branches with both hands and closed his eyes.

When the door opened, he was smiling and happy.
In seconds he underwent an amazing transformation.

He hugged his two small children, gave his wife a kiss, laughed, and
never even slightly made them feel the troubles that he had
encountered that day.

I was astonished and curious. Seeing my inquisitive eyes he said, "Oh,
that's my Trouble Tree. My best friend. My trouble carrier for the
night".
He replied. "I know I can't help having troubles on the job, but one
thing's for sure. Those troubles don't belong in the house with my
wife and the children. So I just hang them up on the tree every night
when I come home and ask God to take care of them. Then in the morning
I pick them up again."
He smiled and shared a secret. He said, "when I come out in the
morning to pick 'em up, there aren't nearly as many as I remember
hanging there the night before!!"

Life may be a burden of worries, but there is a way to keep our loved
ones untouched from these worries.

Time will heal every wound.

Whoever is tensed today,
look for a tree 🌳

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Sardarji Jokes #sardar #jokes

10/05/16, 10:05:40 AM: Srikant Kancherla: Rocking SARDARS back again!

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe___ EVERY YEAR
😬😆


Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
👳


One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
😜😨

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
😖😠

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
😝😜✌

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
🙌👉😝😁


Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
💘😜😝

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
😘😍


Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
😳👂😂

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
😭😂✨

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
👏😜😝
keep smiling!!