01/08/15 10:10:26 am: Pavana Suryanarayanan: Dentist: Why one of your teeth is broken?
Man: I ate a very hardened chakli prepared by my wife Doctor!
Dentist: If it is so bad you should have refused to eat.
Man: Then all 32 teeth would have been broken Doctor😂😂
01/08/15 10:10:31 am: Pavana Suryanarayanan: Morn doc :)
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Friday, July 31, 2015
Friday, July 24, 2015
Word puzzles #puzzle
24/07/15 9:29:49 am: Bhargavi Suggu: Solve this riddle
I am a word of five letters!
If u remove my 1 letter i will be a country
If u remove my first 2 letters i will be opposite of the word
If u remove my first 3 letters i will be an article
Answer if u r mastermind!
Ans:_________❓❓❓❓❓
24/07/15 9:38:45 am: Sravanthi Ramani Akka Son: NOMAN
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I am a word of five letters!
If u remove my 1 letter i will be a country
If u remove my first 2 letters i will be opposite of the word
If u remove my first 3 letters i will be an article
Answer if u r mastermind!
Ans:_________❓❓❓❓❓
24/07/15 9:38:45 am: Sravanthi Ramani Akka Son: NOMAN
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Sardarji jokes
24/07/15 9:14:55 am: Srinivas Mantha: Employee: Sir, Banta Singh is standing outside your cabin with a bunch of underwears in a basket!
Boss: Oh shit! I told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 mins..
😱😳😂😂😂
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Boss: Oh shit! I told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 mins..
😱😳😂😂😂
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Moral story - karna vs Arjuna #story
24/07/15 5:01:43 am: Pavana Suryanarayanan: Worth Reading...
Once Krishna and Arjuna were walking towards a village. Arjuna was pestering Krishna, asking him why Karna should be considered an unparallelled Donor & not him ?
Krishna, turned two mountains into gold.
Then said, "Arjuna, distribute these two gold mountains among villagers, but you must donate every bit of it ".
Arjuna went into the village, and proclaimed he was going to donate gold to every villager, and asked them to gather near the mountain. The villagers sang his praises and Arjuna walked towards the mountains with a huffed up chest.
For two days and two nights Arjuna shovelled gold from the mountain and donated to each villager. The mountains did not diminish in the slightest.
Most villagers came back and stood in queue within minutes. Now Arjuna was exhausted, but not ready to let go of his Ego, told Krishna he couldn't go on any longer without rest.
Then Krishna called Karna and told him to donate every bit of the two gold mountains.
Karna called the villagers, and said "Those two Gold mountains are yours. " and walked away.
Arjuna sat dumbfounded. Why hadn't this thought occurred to him?
Krishna smiled mischievously and told him "Arjuna, subconsciously, you were attracted to the gold, you regretfully gave it away to each villager, giving them what you thought was a generous amount. Thus the size of your donation to each villager depended only on your imagination.
Karna holds no such reservations. Look at him walking away after giving away a fortune, he doesn't expect people to sing his praises, he doesn't even care if people talk good or bad about him behind his back. That is the sign of a man already on the path of enlightenment".
Giving with an Expectation of a Return in the form of a Compliment or Thanks is not a Gift, then it becomes a Trade.
" Give without expecting anything in Return.
Givers Gain 👌
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Once Krishna and Arjuna were walking towards a village. Arjuna was pestering Krishna, asking him why Karna should be considered an unparallelled Donor & not him ?
Krishna, turned two mountains into gold.
Then said, "Arjuna, distribute these two gold mountains among villagers, but you must donate every bit of it ".
Arjuna went into the village, and proclaimed he was going to donate gold to every villager, and asked them to gather near the mountain. The villagers sang his praises and Arjuna walked towards the mountains with a huffed up chest.
For two days and two nights Arjuna shovelled gold from the mountain and donated to each villager. The mountains did not diminish in the slightest.
Most villagers came back and stood in queue within minutes. Now Arjuna was exhausted, but not ready to let go of his Ego, told Krishna he couldn't go on any longer without rest.
Then Krishna called Karna and told him to donate every bit of the two gold mountains.
Karna called the villagers, and said "Those two Gold mountains are yours. " and walked away.
Arjuna sat dumbfounded. Why hadn't this thought occurred to him?
Krishna smiled mischievously and told him "Arjuna, subconsciously, you were attracted to the gold, you regretfully gave it away to each villager, giving them what you thought was a generous amount. Thus the size of your donation to each villager depended only on your imagination.
Karna holds no such reservations. Look at him walking away after giving away a fortune, he doesn't expect people to sing his praises, he doesn't even care if people talk good or bad about him behind his back. That is the sign of a man already on the path of enlightenment".
Giving with an Expectation of a Return in the form of a Compliment or Thanks is not a Gift, then it becomes a Trade.
" Give without expecting anything in Return.
Givers Gain 👌
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Thursday, July 23, 2015
Good jokes - Sardar lunch ; management funda and mana
23/07/15 12:14:23 am: Chandu Battula: This is really killer one...😂👍
A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardaar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! If i get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The Sardaar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get aparontha one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The Sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping.. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa!I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Sardaar's wife.
Scroll down for her answer
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The Sardaar's wife said,
"Don't look at me.
He makes his own Lunch."
😵😄😝
😂😂😂😂
23/07/15 12:14:24 am: Chandu Battula: There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat…..
One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.
Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.
The next day, they gave him the medicine and left.
The goat approached the horse and said: - Be strong, friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!
On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left.
The goat came back and said: - Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up.
Let's go! One, two, three...
On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said:- Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.
After they left, the goat approached the horse and said: Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on...... Fantastic! Run, run more!
Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!!
All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting: It's a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party. Let's Cook the goat!!!! ��������
Lesson:
Whatever you do, always mark a CC to your boss.
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A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardaar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! If i get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The Sardaar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get aparontha one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The Sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping.. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa!I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Sardaar's wife.
Scroll down for her answer
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The Sardaar's wife said,
"Don't look at me.
He makes his own Lunch."
😵😄😝
😂😂😂😂
23/07/15 12:14:24 am: Chandu Battula: There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat…..
One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.
Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.
The next day, they gave him the medicine and left.
The goat approached the horse and said: - Be strong, friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!
On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left.
The goat came back and said: - Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up.
Let's go! One, two, three...
On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said:- Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.
After they left, the goat approached the horse and said: Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on...... Fantastic! Run, run more!
Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!!
All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting: It's a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party. Let's Cook the goat!!!! ��������
Lesson:
Whatever you do, always mark a CC to your boss.
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Wednesday, July 8, 2015
Icons on whatsapp and selfie icons
28/06/15 5:27:58 pm: Nimmie B16: Animal Normal selfie
Snake 🐍 🐸
Pig. 🐖 🐷
Tiger. 🐅 🐯
Dog. 🐕 🐶
Rabbit. 🐇 🐰
Monkey. 🐒 🐵
Rat. 🐀 🐭
Bird. 🐥 🐤
Bull. 🐂 🐮
Chicken 🐓 🐔
Dragon. 🐉 🐲
Wife. 💃 👹
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Snake 🐍 🐸
Pig. 🐖 🐷
Tiger. 🐅 🐯
Dog. 🐕 🐶
Rabbit. 🐇 🐰
Monkey. 🐒 🐵
Rat. 🐀 🐭
Bird. 🐥 🐤
Bull. 🐂 🐮
Chicken 🐓 🐔
Dragon. 🐉 🐲
Wife. 💃 👹
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Saturday, July 4, 2015
Husband death - wife's promise #joke
04/07/15 9:27:08 pm: LVV Vidyasagar Bhimili Classmate: "There was a man who had worked all of his life and has saved all of his money.
He was a real cheapskate when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, 'Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. Because I want to take all my money to the after life.'
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died she would put all the money in the casket with him. When one day he died."
"He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to their best friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait a minute!'
She had a shoebox with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket and rolled it away."
"Her friend said, 'I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in there with that stingy old man.'
She said, 'Yes, I promised. I can't lie. I promised him that I was to put that money in that casket with him.'
'You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?'
'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check.' "
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He was a real cheapskate when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, 'Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. Because I want to take all my money to the after life.'
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died she would put all the money in the casket with him. When one day he died."
"He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to their best friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait a minute!'
She had a shoebox with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket and rolled it away."
"Her friend said, 'I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in there with that stingy old man.'
She said, 'Yes, I promised. I can't lie. I promised him that I was to put that money in that casket with him.'
'You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?'
'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check.' "
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Thursday, July 2, 2015
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